When in Adelaide

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT BURNSIDE VILLAGE HAS BUILT ON TOP OF A TREE. AND IT'S NOW "DISTRESSED".

WHEN YOU GET THE 'SA QUALITY HOME IMPROVEMENTS' AD STUCK IN YOUR HEAD

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHOLE OF RUNDLE STREET IS CARPETED

WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS HITTING THE REVOLVING DANCE FLOOR AT THE WOOLSHED

WHEN YOU GO TO A PUB AND SEE THAT CLEARWAY ARE PLAYING

WHEN SUBURBS ARE NAMED PARADISE, GOLDEN GROVE AND ROSEWATER...

WHEN PRESENTED WITH A PIE FLOATER

GO TO A PARTY, TIME TO PLAY GOON OF FORTUNE.

WHEN IT'S F.U.I.C. TIME

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT BOGANS GOT ARRESTED FOR HAVING LOUD SECKSY SECKS

WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS EATING AT CAFE PRIMO

WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS "GRABBING A GRANNY" AT THE ARKABAR

WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS AN AB FROM THE BLUE & WHITE CAFE

WHEN YET ANOTHER PERSON PROPOSES AT WINDY POINT

WHEN JOHNNY HAYSMAN OWNS THE STREETS

WHEN THE PREMIER GOT HIT WITH A NEWSPAPER