Stranger things have happened

i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap

I love seeing pawprints cause that means at some point a dog walked on that spot and then i think about dogs and its a good time

I want to nail this to the forehead of every anti-abortionist who uses the word “Holocaust” when talking about legal abortions.

I’m such a protective bff like I’m sorry but if you’re dating one of my friends I will not 100% like you until you give me like at least 3 reasons to what the fuck makes you think you’re so worthy of dating my ethereal godDEsS of a best friend huh buddy like literally if you are not willing to die for her I will be so fuckin mad every time she blows me off to spend time with your fuckboy ass

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

literally my favorite quote in the entire world

fucking love it

sadly they can’t realize that your boyfriend is topless too yo

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