GOLDFISH TEETH

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

damn, y'all, i'm notoriously hard on my keyboards because i type with so much force, but i've really topped myself now

people who feel the need to chime in on posts about not supporting hp because of jkr with AND THE BOOKS ARE AWFUL AND HORRIBLY BIGOTED TOO are so completely missing the point it's insane. the content of harry potter does not MATTER!!!! if it was the most perfectly unproblematic piece of media ever it would still be supporting jkr and her bigotry and that would be enough of a reason not to support it!!!! all you're doing is continuing to treat harry potter as something worthy of discussion instead of trying to kill its cultural relevance!!!! you are not an ally and i do not trust you!!!!

good omens is by and large a very good book with positive messages but i stopped posting about it after the neil gaiman stuff came to light bc the quality of the content doesn't fucking matter when we're talking about materially supporting people who wield their power & influence to harm others

I absolutely love when writers are like. Here is an insane premise. I will write it without shame and perhaps even with a lot of seriousness.

wish i could have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation! not because i wanted to hear it or anything but because i'd be a lil buuuuug

get in loser if we’re all going through it might as well do it together

wait a second that's the fucker from decrease the increase