what modern times

Thinking to myself,

maybe she hasn’t heard this song before.

I know this feeling. 

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‘ell yeah

What do you do for the internets? (And what do the internets do for you?)

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me? I work in our pneumatic division, responsible for tube maintenance, but mainly focus on capsules and switchers. so much info flowing to and fro; takes a lot of work, lemmie tell ya! I'd eventually like to make a lateral move over to meme generation, which is arguably the best dept. But we'll see. what about you?

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Whoa slow down there. All that technical jargon went right over my head. But it sounds like you could help me with my computer! Can you show me how to print a YouTube video? I study neuroscience. I decapitate rodents and do scholarly things with their brains. A lot of my work involves being dumb with sharp objects, being dumb with acids, being dumb with lasers--I do a lot of dumb stuff and don't know anything, but that's science, you know?