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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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βAriel sold her voice for legs just because of a guyβ
Meanwhile Ariel with legs;
Ariel already loved the human world long before meeting Eric (you donβt get a collection like hers overnight)Β and when she finally got a chance to explore it, she took it.
Ursula made it more about Eric than Ariel ever did.
and i mean hell this has been talked about before in more depth than i can, but when people complain about how the ending was changed (the original fairytale does not give ariel a happy ending, she dies trying to protect the prince), i think about the fact that this was written by a gay man in the 1980s
and i think itβs entirely valid (and gives her an extremely strong connection to the queer community) to change the story so she doesnβt die because of who she loves
Triton made escape a necessity. Once someone goes to the point of destroying your possessions in a violent rampage, there is no staying and sticking it out, thereβs no safety. (And Ariel, even in Ursulaβs lair, gave Triton more thought than he deserved at the time.) Nowhere in the ocean she could go and be safe. Everyoneβs always βwhy donβt they just leave :|β in abusive situations until the leaving is not something they find 100% worthy of approval.
Ursula made it about Eric. She didnβt have to. Ariel had to get out from under Tritonβs thumb, it could have been literally anything. Ursula took advantage of a desperate victim for her own agenda. Realistic predatory behavior toward a vulnerable person.
And also
Thereβs always the βEric didnβt want her until she was silent and meekβ criticism - FIRST OF ALL he started out looking for a woman who wasnβt silent, and second of all what part of the carriage driving bit (or any of her other actions on land) is meek, exactly?
People above have noted the queer subtext. Now, on the subject of Ariel being willing to leave her family, aside from the baseline βthis is an abusive environment and she was not safe thereβ angle I already mentioned, consider: Arielβs father made it clear he would stop at nothing to crush and tear down who she was and replace it with what he wanted her to be. Now - what demographic might that resonate with? And given Ashmanβs involvement, do you think that was a coincidence?
there has been scholarly discussion about the idea that the og little mermaid story, where she dies at the end, was written as a queer allegory.
so taking that into accountβ¦ there is something very touching about taking this story from hans christian andersen from beyond the grave and being like βthings are different now. they get to be happy. she gets to live.β
Me entering any museum: man Iβm so excited to learn all the things
Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP
There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. Theyβre both very excited when you bring them to a museum
"I disappear, I cease to exist and it's lovely"
As I hobby writer I get extemely upset when people claim a main character is a self insert. I take great pains to keep everyone in charcter so the reader can disappear. This Is Not A Game, Susan!!!!
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reblog if youβve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. Iβm trying to see something
Happy New Year 2024 from Korea.
Year of the π²π!
They couldn't let Geordi in on the "does Data count as a person?" discussion because he would have immediately obliterated anyone arguing he doesn't. Geordi would hear someone try to argue Data's perception isn't real because it's electrical signals or whatever and he'd just be like "so like how my visor works?" and then they'd start backpedaling
Geordi would stand there and make them try to define humanity in a way that excludes Data but doesn't have any weird implications about disabled people and just watch them dig their own graves because they CAN'T. And it just keeps sounding worse
I'm here for the ep where they try to determine if Data is a person or not and someone is lurking with a Holographic Diogenese, just waiting for it.
Geordie goes feral.
Q is in the front row eating popcorn and breaking the fourth wall.
By the end of the episode, they've somehow managed to logically prove that if Data isn't a person, then nobody else is and there's a crowd of horny Vulcans outside who are just here for the equivalent of a Drag Queen face-off.
Riker's just delighted and slowly turning into a chaos gremlin.
werewolf transformations and magical girl transformations swapped
"s-stay back! the change... i can't control it!" *horrifying transformation sequence of bones cracking and flesh rearranging, hair growing out, ribbons and flashy jewelry bursting forth from skin, screaming in agony*
alternatively,
"In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!" *lifted up in a rainbow beam of glittering magic. each part of the body bathed in dazzling light before revealing sharp glistening claws, long fangs, and a dark shaggy coat.*
@loturaweek2023 Day 2: Earth Culture Exploration
In which Lotor and Allura are joined in the photo booth by a curious third party! Inspired by the movie Entergalactic ππ
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Pay the talent.
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
Favorite moment
i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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speaking from a place of privilege (has never read homestuck)
Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.
Lol I think about this daily ...some shit could hit any second.
