Just a small terrified deer.

a real hurter can be hurt as fuck by things they dont even know

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

Frankly, I think companies presenting basic health and consumer safety information as "boring," "uncool," and "not worth your care" should carry a hefty fine based on the revenue that company generates

The lameo gay crap we're legally forced to tell you: You may die of diseentary

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

BREAKFAST

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

with your help i cantake over the religiously appropriated land of utah and turn every mormon jesus statue intoe fat teto

if this post gets 20,000 notes meet me in salt lake

they should have google maps but for searching things like "beautiful old oak tree near me", "cool, refreshing creek near me", etc. you see my vision

it’s so funny that we can talk about glinda being shoved in the closet and it’s not even metaphorical it’s just where they put her