roses and itchy noses🌹

who else here likes nose strips?? the ones for congestion, to help with snoring and such? they're just so cute🥺🥺like a little band-aid for your sick little pink nose, keeping your nostrils nice and big and flared and aaaaaaa

i have a pretty bad cold right now :/ which is unpleasant, but it did lead to an absolutely wild scenario!

when you're sitting side by side and he turns TOWARD you to sneeze instead of away😍🥲we're in public i'm gonna scream💀💀

bit of a wild occurrence... so i was playing nintendo with my housemates, and we were sitting shoulder to shoulder on the couch. and when you're playing these sorts of games, you're pretty focused and trying not to look away from the screen, right? maybe even lose some of your usual awareness of your surroundings? well, long story short....my housemate accidentally sneezed all over my arm. just this big, loud, unapologetic, half-covered "aaAaTSCHIEUU!" and of course her character got killed in the process--you really can't look away for even a second in this game.

What is the most in a row you have ever sneezed before?

imagine...you're tied to a chair with your arms behind your back...and (insert whoever you'd like here) is straddling you and knows they're about to have a sneezing fit. maybe it's allergies, maybe a cold, but they can just FEEL it coming. and instead of turning away or covering or apologizing or any of the usual "sorry my nose is out of control" things, they tease and playfully threaten you with it, saying things like "i don't know...i just can't seem to hold it back," "it's coming, whether you like it or not...and it's gonna be big--hhHEH- and messy- aahhHhehhh-"

cold update 2:

cold update:

i woke up sick 🥺 haven't been sleeping well and everyone around me has been getting sick, one by one. it was like a murder mystery--trying to figure out who's next! what i didn't expect was for the inside of my nose to BURN?? like...idk abt you guys but that's not usually on my having a cold to-do list?? but my little nose is congested and runny and burning instead of itching on the inside :(( not even fun

so the other day, my gf and i tried something out. i was starting to (nsfw warning) fuck her with my strap, and she was having a little trouble getting it in at first. i suddenly remembered the technique my gyno always uses to get the speculum in there....she always tells me to cough. like, i'll be already nervous in the exam room, and someone's commanding me to cough?? it always makes me sweat! anyways, i asked my girl to cough for me, yk, be a good girl and do what i ask😳and she coughed and guys....i FELT it in the strap. it pushed the strap out and then sucked it back all the way in rly quickly, and i could feel it. that's what gave me the idea...

this morning, my girl woke up a little before me. she was reading in bed while i was going in and out of sleep. i was dreaming abt traffic patterns (bc apparently i'm boring like that now??) and i SWEAR i heard them sneeze. i IMMEDIATELY woke up, moaned a little bit, and whispered, bless you~

my gf was holding something in each hand and we were waiting in line....and normally she'll sneeze straight down at the floor, but it was a tile floor and it would have been rly obvious. and they don't like to cover with their shoulder or elbow.... and guys she had NO FREE HANDS to stifle with. so.....my sleeve was the only option. i knew she had to sneeze, too, bc of the way they started sniffling and rubbing at their nose.