Just love the peculiar and outright funny things in life. x

That’s about right

teddytrumpet

Will my cat try to pull these stunts?

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

A level results in an hour but i’m not sure if i wanna look

I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

how the fuck

this is so fucking pleasing

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this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

leg day bro

you’re an embarrassment to the whole gym

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

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this is performance art