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âDo you want me to sign that for you?â
âI need a break..â /Â âI need to go back to my roots..â
âDo you know who I am?!â
âThank you so much for your support!â
âThis is NOT what I asked for.â
âI would have to talk to my manager about itâŚâ
âEveryone forgets that I can play instruments, too.â
âI donât need you! I donât need anyone!â
âI donât really feel famous.â
âMy fans are everything.â
âIt only cost five thousand dollarsâŚâ
âThe wordsâŚI forgot the wordsâŚâ
âShould I get a bodyguard?â
âPhotoshoots are hard work.â / âWhat do you mean âmy face is wrongâ??â
âItâs all about the music.â
âCan I get a picture with you?â
âIâm your biggest fan!â
âYour music really speaks to me.â
âIt wasnât hard to find your address.â
âI just knew you wrote that song for me.â
âWill you listen to my demo??â
âPlease sign my shirt/CD/face/poster/etc.â
âMeeting you is like a dream.â
âI hope to be famous like you someday.â
âI feel so inspired.â
âWhy canât I come up with this next line?!â
âThe hard part is rhyming.â / âI donât fuck with âorangeâ.â
âI donât usually write my own music.â
âUGH. Iâm not hitting this note the way I want to.â
âNo, it goes like âla la laâ, not âlalalaâ. Thereâs a difference.â
âI wrote the perfect lyric and then I realized I heard it in High School Musical.â
âThose lyrics just arenât sticking.â
âThis should be a duet.â
âWeâre on in five!â
âI havenât showered in like three daysâŚâ
âI think I might have a sore throat.â
âThis outfit makes me look amazing.â
âIâve been doing these moves for hoursâŚI need a break.â
âIâm not supposed to talk, to save my voice.â
âBeing on the road is the best.â /Â âIâm homesick.â
âThat was the last performance! Letâs celebrate.â
âI think there wasâthere was someone in the crowdâŚâ
âWaitâŚlet me take a quick nap for five hundred years.â