WeveGotTheCheeseLad

A: “Hey! Hey! I haven’t peed in a whole year!”

B: “Wait, but it’s not the New Year yet, what do you mean you—”

B: “…”

A: *desperately trying to hold it in. His face is red.*

A toothbrush that vibrates at the resonant frequency of said toothbrush, thereby destroying itself.

It would be a perfect prank object, or possibly a product on April Fools.

Here’s a demonstration comic:

Is being used a lot, I said

Maybe,

We should try something else, so

What if,

We try this one instead, so I

Guess! I’ll! Play! It! Right now!

*switches to Clint Eastwood*

Yeah, this one! I guess it’s alright,

Maybe, this’ll get good, but I

Doubt that. This post is ending, so

Speedwagon Baltimore Dingleberry.

Me: “Honey! We’re out of milk!”

Mother Mary: *spawns in my kitchen*

Me, visibly startled: “W-Where did you come from!?”

Mother Mary: “I think you should get some milk from the store.”

“Oh, ok, well…”

“How about this?”

“No? That’s not what we’re going for at all?”

“Ah, well. That’s a bloody shame then.”