laundry & blah blah blah & bullshit

The way Aly and AJ just re-released Potential Break Up Song with like three extra curse words and I STILL went feral over it.

Tall girls are great because that is several more inches of lady to be gay for

um. titty

Alright team, lets bust a nut out there

Mama Mia……..here I mf go again

MS. LARSON PLEASE I AM ALREADY GAY

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

date a boy who doesn’t use racial or homophobic slurs

son of a bitch everythings real

The duolingo owl, cocking a gun in the distance because i havent practiced french in a few months

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t