Curtains: A Musical Comedy Review
Curtains is a murder mystery musical comedy, based on the book by Rupert Holmes, which I saw in The Wyndhamââs Theatre, London. It tells the story of a murder investigation that takes place backstage at a theatre. Faded film star, Jessica Cranshaw (played by ensemble member Nia Jermin), collapses dead after the final bows of the production of Robbinâ Hood, a western version of the classic âRobin Hoodâ, where she is playing the lead. The rest of the show depicts Lieutenant Frank Cioffi (played by Jason Mansford) trying to solve the murder. There is of course more to it than that, so more of the plot will be revealed throughout my review, but I of course will not reveal the killer.
I will start off by saying that I did not particularly enjoy this show, but still have a lot of good to say about it. The cast were all fabulous, and the costuming (by Danielle Gallagher) was excellent and very appropriate for the plot and setting. My main issues were the plot, and the songs (by John Kander and Fred Ebb).
Kander and Ebb are also the writers of Cabaret and Chicago, which were huge hits, so I find it such a shame that the songs in Curtains were so lacking. One of the main issues is that most of the songs add absolutely nothing to the plot. The show is a musical (Robbinâ Hood) within a musical (Curtains), so it makes sense for a few of the songs to be songs from Robbinâ Hood, but there were just too many, and they were often way too long. There are twenty-two songs in the whole musical, and ten of them are from Robbinâ Hood, so they often donât do anything for story. The very first song, âWide Open Spacesâ, is one of those songs. It is 3 minutes long, so not massively too long for a normal song in a musical, but for a song that does not add anything to the real plot of the show, it is too long in my opinion. It does introduce that the lead actress, Jessica Cranshaw, isnât very good, but she is then murdered at the end of it, so really, it could have been said in a more concise way since we hardly needed to get to know the character. I feel the show should have opened with the last thirty or so seconds of âWide Open Spacesâ followed by Jessica dying, that way the point is gotten across without the audience having to sit through a very repetitive song.
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None of the other songs in act one were especially memorable, so I will skip to the end. The final song is the exceptionally long: âThataway!â. This song is seven minutes long and is worthless to the plot. The cast are rehearsing the number with the new leading lady, Georgia Henricks (played by the exceptionally talented Carley Stenson), and that is it, that is the whole reason for having the song. 5% of the entire show is dedicated to pointing out that the new actress needs to rehearse before going on stage for an audience, which seems obvious to me and probably everyone else. The act ends with another murder to leave the audience wanting to come back, but after being beaten down by the inconsequential, seven-minute number just before, I almost left during the interval, which I have never done before.
After weighing up the options, I did not leave during the interval since I did not want to waste the money I had paid for my seat! Thankfully, the second act was a bit better. During the second act we got to see what I think was the best song in the show, âItâs a Businessâ, sung by the character Carmen Bernstein (played by Rebecca Lock), who is a co-producer of Robbinâ Hood. Rebecca Lock is phenomenal in this role, and she shows off the power of her voice in this song. She sings about why she backed the show and reveals that she is in it entirely for the money; Lock plays the crooked producer excellently.
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Another âperkâ of act two is that we get to here the only song that is actually about who the cast thinks committed the murder: âHe Did It.â For a show with a double page spread in the programme titled âWhodunit?â, I would have expected more than one song on that subject. I do tell a small lie, there is a reprise of the song, called âShe Did Itâ, but I really donât think that a reprise should count as a second song due to it being so similar to the first version. This is my second big issue with the show: there just is not enough about the murder! In a show thatâs meant to be a murder mystery, the majority of it should be just that, but instead itâs filled with numbers from the show within a show, which feel like filler, and songs about a couple of different love interests, past and present, and that is about it. There is not even a song when the murder is solved and the killer is revealed, which seems like a massive flaw to me.
The final major issue I have with Curtains is that so many of the songs are reprises. Some of the reprises make sense, for example âIn the Same Boatâ is reprised a few times, but thatâs to show the writing process and how the writers are trying to find the perfect version to complete Robbinâ Hood, so it is more acceptable. There are three different versions throughout Curtains, each with different lyrics, tune and actors singing them, but the same orchestra part, then one final version where they put all three together. They are also all very short, apart from the final version, so I cannot complain about them, they were all enjoyable. Most of the other reprises, however, do not have the same necessity or add the same interest. They are almost identical to the originals, so it just feels like lazy writing. Act two consists of twelve songs altogether and, including the âIn the Same Boatâ rewrites, seven of those twelve are reprises, which just leaves the show feeling samey, since very little new music is being heard. The last three songs of the show, which take place after the killer has been named and caught, are all reprises, so there is no exciting ending to the show where we get to hear a celebratory new number, which is a big let down after sitting through two hours of wondering who the murderer is. Overall, I just found the songs lacking, and in a musical that really cannot be the case! I will admit that I am only twenty, so my dislike of the style of songs could be put down to that, but that still does not excuse the volume of reprises and repeats.
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On a much more positive note, the cast were excellent, with Rebecca Lock standing out to me especially. Jason Mansford played the lead well and, unsurprisingly, his comedy timing was spot on. The dancing was well choreographed and well performed, as well as fitting the time period. The ensemble was full of highly trained dancers and were thoroughly entertaining to watch, the dance breaks/numbers were some of my favourite parts of the show!
As I said at the beginning, the costume design was wonderful. There were many costumes, since each song that was ârehearsedâ had its own set of costumes, as well as the clothes the cast were wearing when they were not âperformingâ or ârehearsingâ. All of them were beautiful and worked amazingly together. The set also worked very well done. I especially enjoyed how it was used at the beginning. They have to quickly switch between âperformingâ view, and âbackstageâ view, after Jessica Cranshaw collapses, so they simply turn the set pieces round and put up an image of an audience on the back wall, it was very effective. With both the costumes and the set, there was always a distinct difference between the sets for just Curtains, and the sets for Robbinâ Hood, which I think is important. The sets for Robbinâ Hood always had a much fancier, slightly tackier, look to them, as with the costumes. They were also western styled, which was obviously a big part in them looking different to the non-Robbinâ Hood sets as well.
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I canât forget to compliment the band, who played without a hitch, and the backstage crew who kept the set pieces moving as they should be, the sound and mics working perfectly and the shots being called on time! The lighting was stunning as well, it really added to the atmosphere of every scene.
If you are wondering whether to see this show or not, I would recommend listening to some of the music first, since that really is what ruined it for me. If you enjoy the music, then you will most likely enjoy the whole show, but if you do not enjoy the music, chances are it will ruin the whole performance for you. It was not this particular production that had any issues for me, it was just how the show was written that I did not like. So, I can safely say that I will not be seeing any other productions of Curtains, no matter how amazing the cast list seems!
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