Val barkowitz(they /he /she)

am i ever going to see these new gen characters actually attend their school ??? i've yet to see them go to a class or sit on the bleachers or open their lockers or anything of that nature (WHAT ARE THE DORM ROOM ASSIGNMENTS ???)

sighhh guys, they got me. strongheart got me ! (screw this movie for making me eat my words) i'm not like ride or die for them but they're cute, i admit it

robbie was useless as hell but he's such a little cutie, i love him (also i love the streaks in his hair)

what, pray tell, is the plot for the sixth movie ? cause it looked a lot to me like pink is going to get corrupted somehow and i don't like that

i wish they would've brought back morgan and ruby so they could show more high school memories during bridgella's duet instead of using footage from upbeat songs/scenes that didn't really go with the vibe

i could not take chessy and maddox seriously as villains (nor chessy as a character tbh)

the charming household can never have a normal first day of school apparently

robbie and felix are boyfriends

this movie should've been a little longer, so they could touch more on some of the sub-plots that were sprinkled in (ike pink and red's relationship, evil chloe, felix and robbie's (and later squirmy) impromptu adventures through wonderland, etc.)

i'm kinda upset that maddox is just a reformed villain now instead of glassheart righting their wrong and putting him back to normal. like max was kinda right for being upset, he had a much better life with his father before and they both deserve that life back

also if max has always existed, why weren't he and red friends in the original timeline ? and why did it seem like maddox's whole life in the original timeline was just his inventions and handling red ?

the cast of kids didn't have to be so big if like half of them were going to be useless to the main plot (okay 'half' is kinda hyperbole, i'm talking about robbie, felix, and the smees)

i'm hoping the bridgella fandom is making some noise about them literally having mirror passageways to each other's castles

chloe had me pressed a little bit (more like a lot a bit) and she's on thin ice but it's not completely over between us (also i didn't care for evil chloe)

of all the new characters, my favorites are luis, felix, and robbie (honorary mention: hazel)

could someone tell me why pink kept referring to herself in the third person and why this movie seemed to be allergic to using either of the smees' first names ???

i can understand chloe being mad about being used as bait but what i don't get is her being so upset that red is switching between the VKS and the HKs. red's been raised as a villain up until like a week ago so of course her allegiances are going to shift like crazy (or maybe i'm just a code-switching master and totally get red, i don't know)

^ALSO her being so upset that everyone went with red's plan for the chess game when playing chess the normal way clearly wasn't going to work angered me so much (at least with the dodo bird plan, there was a slight possibility it could work, but robbie literally got flung off the board going with chloe's plan like-)

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