and I walk on despite the ages, don't we all?

so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

hey ya

"dog residue" post means so much to my ocd

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Pokemon Heritage Post

can you put that thing on a leash?

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

morrison ↓

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

posting is exactly like beowulf

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i mean.......you know my vote ;)