and I walk on despite the ages, don't we all?

Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday