and I walk on despite the ages, don't we all?

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

wait

hold on

wait

it's okay take your time

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

a lot of this is my approach to comics

8/8/2026