Is It So Wrong To Love Love?

actually, let’s play a game called think about it jacob and i want you to cast yourself in a super specific role for season 2

i want to be another therapist in dr. galina’s office suite. maybe i swing my door open and ilya gets startled bc he’s anxious about being there, i throw him a 🙂 before wordlessly heading to the staff kitchenette for a coffee

gas station attendant who pulled the short straw on the halloween shift. i watch a visibly uncomfortable shane hollander put fuel in his sensible car then waddle quickly across the forecourt. he shifts his weight from foot to foot as he pays. he won't look me in the eye. i wish him a happy halloween and tell him to have a nice night. i get an awkward grimace in return before he hurries back to his car and speeds off into the night.

I am at Fabian's concert and Shane notices I keep looking at him and Ilya and he's like shit is she seeing my hand on him does she know and I DO, I am internally freaking out because omg that's Hollander and Rozanov touching, the Internet was RIGHT, but I keep it to myself because I'm chill

I’m the head boss at the overnight dog kennel and I keep local icon Ilya Rozanov happy by making sure the other attendants call it a “doggy hotel” while he’s around.

I’m a woman at the beach the day after the plane incident, wearing a one-piece swimsuit, sitting on a towel nearby, and holding my hand up to shade my eyes as I watch the recently traumatized professional hockey team from Ottawa run around in the surf. I ask one of the unnamed players to spray sunscreen on my back and I give the rest of the bottle to him to give to Harris, because his shoulders are starting to turn very pink. I’m reading a book that is never seen in detail because I’m never larger than an inch on the screen, but the colors on the cover are suspiciously similar to the cover (the original bare chests version) of The Long Game by Rachel Reid.

i’m the waitress at the florida ihop where said-newly-traumatized ottawa centaurs are having breakfast and i dont know a goddamn thing about hockey bc it’s florida, we barely know what temp water freezes at down here to begin with, and i just really need these guys not to make a huge fucking mess at the table first thing in the morning, but good lord are y’all okay? y’all look like your lives flashed before your eyes! bless y’all’s hearts!

I'm stage managing Fabian's concert and I am a type of queer who makes Shane Uncomfortable

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. 😔