Sometimes a tumblr draft is secretly a fic you didn't know you were writing yet
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83326941
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Sometimes a tumblr draft is secretly a fic you didn't know you were writing yet
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83326941
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drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that
I have nothing to add LOOK AT THEM
for those who wanted these they are now on the sugarbones website ✨
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.
posted at 3 am and has over 200 notes less than two hours later. girls, are y'all okay?

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"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!
we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!
alice oseman / maria gray / unknown
Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
World Heritage Post
happy april
Sincerely, fuck you.
its christmas
a comment a day keeps the insanity at bay
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

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never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
actually, let’s play a game called think about it jacob and i want you to cast yourself in a super specific role for season 2
i want to be another therapist in dr. galina’s office suite. maybe i swing my door open and ilya gets startled bc he’s anxious about being there, i throw him a 🙂 before wordlessly heading to the staff kitchenette for a coffee
gas station attendant who pulled the short straw on the halloween shift. i watch a visibly uncomfortable shane hollander put fuel in his sensible car then waddle quickly across the forecourt. he shifts his weight from foot to foot as he pays. he won't look me in the eye. i wish him a happy halloween and tell him to have a nice night. i get an awkward grimace in return before he hurries back to his car and speeds off into the night.
I am at Fabian's concert and Shane notices I keep looking at him and Ilya and he's like shit is she seeing my hand on him does she know and I DO, I am internally freaking out because omg that's Hollander and Rozanov touching, the Internet was RIGHT, but I keep it to myself because I'm chill
I’m the head boss at the overnight dog kennel and I keep local icon Ilya Rozanov happy by making sure the other attendants call it a “doggy hotel” while he’s around.
I’m a woman at the beach the day after the plane incident, wearing a one-piece swimsuit, sitting on a towel nearby, and holding my hand up to shade my eyes as I watch the recently traumatized professional hockey team from Ottawa run around in the surf. I ask one of the unnamed players to spray sunscreen on my back and I give the rest of the bottle to him to give to Harris, because his shoulders are starting to turn very pink. I’m reading a book that is never seen in detail because I’m never larger than an inch on the screen, but the colors on the cover are suspiciously similar to the cover (the original bare chests version) of The Long Game by Rachel Reid.
i’m the waitress at the florida ihop where said-newly-traumatized ottawa centaurs are having breakfast and i dont know a goddamn thing about hockey bc it’s florida, we barely know what temp water freezes at down here to begin with, and i just really need these guys not to make a huge fucking mess at the table first thing in the morning, but good lord are y’all okay? y’all look like your lives flashed before your eyes! bless y’all’s hearts!
I'm stage managing Fabian's concert and I am a type of queer who makes Shane Uncomfortable
Mitch mcconnell might be dead
In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.
You know what to do, people.
Everyone in my notes right now:
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

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#how long have we been holding on to this one?
my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".