Sometimes a tumblr draft is secretly a fic you didn't know you were writing yet
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83326941
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Sometimes a tumblr draft is secretly a fic you didn't know you were writing yet
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83326941
*Jazz hands*

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“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”
-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher
This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge
Gods I miss Carrie Fisher. She (as Princess Leia) was tiny Yarol’s first real hero.
tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme
drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that

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for those who wanted these they are now on the sugarbones website ✨
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.
posted at 3 am and has over 200 notes less than two hours later. girls, are y'all okay?
"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!
we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!
alice oseman / maria gray / unknown

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Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
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happy april
Sincerely, fuck you.
its christmas
a comment a day keeps the insanity at bay
Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you
never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
actually, let’s play a game called think about it jacob and i want you to cast yourself in a super specific role for season 2
i want to be another therapist in dr. galina’s office suite. maybe i swing my door open and ilya gets startled bc he’s anxious about being there, i throw him a 🙂 before wordlessly heading to the staff kitchenette for a coffee
gas station attendant who pulled the short straw on the halloween shift. i watch a visibly uncomfortable shane hollander put fuel in his sensible car then waddle quickly across the forecourt. he shifts his weight from foot to foot as he pays. he won't look me in the eye. i wish him a happy halloween and tell him to have a nice night. i get an awkward grimace in return before he hurries back to his car and speeds off into the night.
I am at Fabian's concert and Shane notices I keep looking at him and Ilya and he's like shit is she seeing my hand on him does she know and I DO, I am internally freaking out because omg that's Hollander and Rozanov touching, the Internet was RIGHT, but I keep it to myself because I'm chill
I’m the head boss at the overnight dog kennel and I keep local icon Ilya Rozanov happy by making sure the other attendants call it a “doggy hotel” while he’s around.
I’m a woman at the beach the day after the plane incident, wearing a one-piece swimsuit, sitting on a towel nearby, and holding my hand up to shade my eyes as I watch the recently traumatized professional hockey team from Ottawa run around in the surf. I ask one of the unnamed players to spray sunscreen on my back and I give the rest of the bottle to him to give to Harris, because his shoulders are starting to turn very pink. I’m reading a book that is never seen in detail because I’m never larger than an inch on the screen, but the colors on the cover are suspiciously similar to the cover (the original bare chests version) of The Long Game by Rachel Reid.
i’m the waitress at the florida ihop where said-newly-traumatized ottawa centaurs are having breakfast and i dont know a goddamn thing about hockey bc it’s florida, we barely know what temp water freezes at down here to begin with, and i just really need these guys not to make a huge fucking mess at the table first thing in the morning, but good lord are y’all okay? y’all look like your lives flashed before your eyes! bless y’all’s hearts!
I'm stage managing Fabian's concert and I am a type of queer who makes Shane Uncomfortable

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Mitch mcconnell might be dead
In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.
You know what to do, people.
Everyone in my notes right now: