Sometimes a tumblr draft is secretly a fic you didn't know you were writing yet
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83326941
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Sometimes a tumblr draft is secretly a fic you didn't know you were writing yet
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83326941
*Jazz hands*

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never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?
actually, letβs play a game called think about it jacob and i want you to cast yourself in a super specific role for season 2
i want to be another therapist in dr. galinaβs office suite. maybe i swing my door open and ilya gets startled bc heβs anxious about being there, i throw him a π before wordlessly heading to the staff kitchenette for a coffee
gas station attendant who pulled the short straw on the halloween shift. i watch a visibly uncomfortable shane hollander put fuel in his sensible car then waddle quickly across the forecourt. he shifts his weight from foot to foot as he pays. he won't look me in the eye. i wish him a happy halloween and tell him to have a nice night. i get an awkward grimace in return before he hurries back to his car and speeds off into the night.
I am at Fabian's concert and Shane notices I keep looking at him and Ilya and he's like shit is she seeing my hand on him does she know and I DO, I am internally freaking out because omg that's Hollander and Rozanov touching, the Internet was RIGHT, but I keep it to myself because I'm chill
Iβm the head boss at the overnight dog kennel and I keep local icon Ilya Rozanov happy by making sure the other attendants call it a βdoggy hotelβ while heβs around.
Iβm a woman at the beach the day after the plane incident, wearing a one-piece swimsuit, sitting on a towel nearby, and holding my hand up to shade my eyes as I watch the recently traumatized professional hockey team from Ottawa run around in the surf. I ask one of the unnamed players to spray sunscreen on my back and I give the rest of the bottle to him to give to Harris, because his shoulders are starting to turn very pink. Iβm reading a book that is never seen in detail because Iβm never larger than an inch on the screen, but the colors on the cover are suspiciously similar to the cover (the original bare chests version) of The Long Game by Rachel Reid.
iβm the waitress at the florida ihop where said-newly-traumatized ottawa centaurs are having breakfast and i dont know a goddamn thing about hockey bc itβs florida, we barely know what temp water freezes at down here to begin with, and i just really need these guys not to make a huge fucking mess at the table first thing in the morning, but good lord are yβall okay? yβall look like your lives flashed before your eyes! bless yβallβs hearts!
I'm stage managing Fabian's concert and I am a type of queer who makes Shane Uncomfortable
Mitch mcconnell might be dead
In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.
You know what to do, people.
Everyone in my notes right now:

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Hey. Why isnβt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnβt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatβs absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatβs a big deal! Iβve never thought about it before but now that I have, itβs ridiculous to me that thatβs not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donβt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itβs July 20th. Thatβs the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iβm ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iβm going to have a goddamn potluck. Youβre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!
#how long have we been holding on to this one?
my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
Ever since I was a little boy I knew I needed to be deeply ashamed of my desires wants and of course also needs

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I love very specific cakes
I had to redraw this cake π°
A companion:
Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy
Damn, that's useful
Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!
As Pride Month comes to an end, I just want to remind you that July is Disability Pride Month and there's a flag and everything!
Charcoal Grey: Mourning for people who have died due to ableist violence, abuse, suicide, and illness
Red Stripe: Physical disabilities
Gold Stripe: Neurodiversity
Blue Stripe: Emotional and psychiatric disabilities
Green Stripe: Sensory disabilities
White Stripe: Undiagnosed and invisible disabilities

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Every day I am haunted by the fact that Jupiter Ascending was not based off of a million word space opera fantasy book series and that I cannot go to the library and take out like six door-stopper sized volumes of sheer unhinged gendervibes-y space werewolf bee queen batshittery where every new freudian space eugenicist villain talks like he's trying to eat the scenery's pussy out harder than the last guy. π
tes THDPSSSSPS π
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