rip wolfie

I wanna draw now omg

who are the hip until dawn blogs? what are the kids meme-inv about these days?

wendigo puns

i [puts on sunglasses] wendigotcha

I hope you are having a good day. Just remember that Matt would give you a big old hug whether it’s good or bad. you’re valid and you MATTer. also Matt loves you.

This made my day

-one time they tried to steal a hamster from petco for fun, by stuffing it in Josh’s hoodie. After they were caught and banned, they convinced the entire gang to do a sit in outside, protesting for rodent rights.

-the local garden house because Josh stood inside for 3 hours silently imitating the different plants while his sisters pretended to have a heated debate over the variety of cacti the shop offered.

one time, they staged a duel in a gas station. Twin Battle to the Death™… Josh refereed. Hannah died twice, dramatically. Beth died once after Hannah through a package of bbq corn nuts at her. Josh sobbed over their respective bodies.

- They haven’t been allowed all three of them at once into Chris’ house since Josh was about 14, simply because they’re all too hyperactive at once, which makes Chris hyperactive, thus causing Chris’ mother to want to pull her hair out, as well as multiple broken items. If there is a single Washington they can come in for short periods of time, but no more than one Washington at a time for fear of Chris’ mother’s china.

-They’re banned from the history museum because Josh tried climb into the mummy exhibit and Beth and Hannah distracted their parents while he did so

-They are banned from visiting the nearest mall’s Santa during the holidays because one year, while in line with his sisters to get a picture with Santa (despite them being way to old), they decided to teach the children in line about Krampus, and ruining Christmas for all of the children.

- They are banned from going into Walmart together because Josh got the brilliant idea to dare the girls about who could scream the funniest jokes into the intercom. Needless to say, the manager was not happy when Josh shouted “HEY YOU OVER THERE! I JUST WANNA SAY THAT WHILE I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A FAMOUS DIRECTOR, I WILL DEFINITELY GO DOWN ON YOU!” at a checkout girl going on her break.

- They were banned from a local movie theater they went to because not only did Josh and Beth make Mystery Science Theatre 3000-esque commentaries throughout the whole movie, Hannah bought 6 jumbo bags of popcorn purely to run down the aisles and throw them on the audience during a scene in the movie where it was raining/snowing while shouting “HE DIES IN THE END”. Beth and Josh assisted by throwing their own popcorn in the air. It was delicious.

-local aquarium: the three were banned from their local aquarium because Josh had this amazing idea to dare Beth to pet one of the giant sea turtles in the off limits exhibits. Beth being stubborn as she is, had to take up the bet, sneaking into the exhibit, successfully petting the turtle before falling in with it, that is. Hannah did not want to get involved, so she just watched as her brother desperately tried to pry Beth out of the water, then falling in himself. Hannah made sure to take lots of videos and pictures, before getting pulled in by the two already in the water. They are no longer allowed in that aquarium.

BITCH!!! HIS SIS DID THAT

so ALL of the malek siblings are super gorgeous DAMN

these r so cute im crying

A year later and I’m still not over the endings Josh Washington got in Until Dawn.