killer queen

It’s my birthday...

[PM] I’ll be there. Should I bring anything?

[PM] When?

PM: I…guess I could ask Sebastian for a ride…

PM: He’d pay for your flight.

Shush. What kind of snacks should I bring?

I’m sorta feeling up to strawberries…. And sugar?

Like actual sugar to go on the strawberries or candy and cake sugar?

You’re a blessing, Dyl. For real.

Shush. What kind of snacks should I bring?

All three! Can I help?

Second vote for all three. Yeah, I usually do them on my own, but you can help, Dyl.

I’ll be your hands while they dry.

All three! Can I help?

I’m sorry, Dylan. I don’t want to disappoint you. Um. yeah… that works.

No, listen, you’re going through a lot right now, you need some time to adjust. We’ll stick with what you’re comfortable with, okay? 

I dunno if I’m up for all that, Dyl. Like, I’ll be honest about that.

Everything? Let’s go to a movie and then dinner and then...lots of candy and stargazing? Then a sleepover with the kitties.

PM: Oh..right. Carter and I saw that together.

PM: Why don’t you go visit?

PM: Okay, I’m a dumbass. What’s TFA stand for?

PM: The Force Awakens. It’s the new Star Wars movie.

I have arrived.

I don’t know how, but I suppose I don’t have that problem.

I have arrived.

Nope, mine was pure ignorance, sorry.

For shame.

I have arrived.

No, wait. That’s not real either. You’re trying to trick me.

Wait, I thought we were just mixing up the house names with my name, since there’s only one of me.