wow

My 9th grade biology teacher told us white people were the result of genetic mutation so…………………………………

It’s true. Which explains why the majority of the world is brown.

Are they staring dreamily at each other?

They absolutely are staring dreamily at each other.

Are they staring dreamily at each other?

They absolutely are staring dreamily at each other.

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

i have to wash my car, but im going to wash it in my driveway, like an american… i have some sponges, i have some soap, and a bucket, and a CD that only has “Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom” burned onto it… but i may just forget the whole thing and just take it to a gas station car wash machine, like those are only $5… i could get some chips too.  

unmute this shit. Now.

so is it donuts or doughnuts tho

it’s deez nuts