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“Such a shame.”

“I love you.”

“Go to bed.”

“I missed you.”

“Don’t say that.”

“You’ll be back.”

“Oh my god.”

“Oh, shut up!”

“No I won’t!”

“Beg for mercy.”

“Don’t touch that!”

“Let’s go home.”

“I hate you.”

“You did what?”

“Just a taste.”

“Don’t be ridiculous.”

“Are you alright?”

“You’re my everything.”

“Are you finished?”

“Hold your fire!”

“You’re a coward.”

“No better time.”

“It’s a beauty.”

“Don’t drink that!”

“You’re so stupid!”

“Are you crazy?”

“Put it down!”

“Use your imagination!”

“I can’t go.”

“I’ll kill you!”

“Give it up!”

“Watch your step.”

“Let me die.”

“Want a sip?”

“Want a bite?”

“I smell something.”

“Are you happy?”

“Look at that!”

“Hold the door!”

“God damn it.”

“Say no more.”

“I’m not mad!”

“Is that smoke?”

“That’s not fair!”

“I’m not crying.”

“You did what?!”

“I did it!”

“Just take it.”

“Come on in.”

lιĸe ιғ yoυ’d lιĸe тo ploт тнιngѕ ιnclυdιng вυт noт lιмιтed тo:

“You don’t need pants!”

“A mayonnaise and banana sandwich? Really?”

“Are you actually going to eat that?”

“Flipping flapjacks and flying ferrets!”

“There’s a fly in the orange juice!”

“What do you mean there isn’t any cornbread?!”

“It was a very unpleasant experience that involved licking a squirrel in a hole and honestly you wouldn’t understand.”

“What do you mean you haven’t bathed in spaghetti before? How can you even say you’ve LIVED?!”

“You just slapped me with a noodle!”

“It’s a happy noodle! It’s supposed to make you happy! It must be broken.”

“For this, we need to find a happy fish!”

“Go on, admit it, a cheese excites you, we all know!” 

“Can you help me? I’ve lost my potato.”

“My potato ran away! Quick! Help me catch it!”

“What do you mean it ate the air conditioner?!”

“The vacuum cleaner bit me!”

“A river a thousand paces wide is nonsensical, much like me.”

“I have never washed clothes.”

“Why didn’t you tell me the washing machine was on fire?!”

“Wait, why IS the washing machine on fire?”

“Cultured frogs? What are cultured frogs?”