zelos's theme (nightcore)

flat moon theory

fake earth landing

hollow sun hypothesis 

hypercubic universe postilation

Date a girl who entered the hole made for her at Amigara Fault but came out fine thanks to her Yoga training.

IT’S NEVER TOO EARLY TO LEARN THE FINE ART OF NECROMANCY

why do people always advertise skin products as making your skin “radiant”? like “clean” and “clear” i get but i’ve never once looked at myself in the mirror and thought, “you know what would be better? if i were bioluminescing like some sort of hideous deep-sea creature”

actually, you know what, if clerasil is gonna straight up turn me into some aquatic horrorterror, sign me the fuck up. fuck college, i’m all about that “lurking in swamps and frightening sleep-deprived drivers on long interstate trips with my literally radiant skin” life now. we gon be a cryptid for a living

I just saw a fic tagged with “lemon” on AO3, and it was so jarring my whole being just astral projected back to 2003

#at least you know they are of a decent age to be writing a ‘lemon’ if they call it a ‘lemon’