Sorry for being so blunt, but who do you think would be best at giving head? Curious what you think...
Never apologize for bringing such an important, thought-provoking, and delicious question to my inbox. Right off the bat, I have a strong bias in favor of Al: I headcanon him as extremely competent, talented, intuitive, a fast learner, a prodigy at everything, determined, focused, always puts in 100% effort and doesn't stop until he reaches his goal...all ideal qualities for proficient oral sex. Given his singing abilities, we know he's skilled with his mouth/tongue/lips and breath control. As demonstrated by all the twinkie weiner sandwiches and other ridiculous things he's eaten on camera, he never hesitates to shove something in his mouth and devour it enthusiastically, and he's not afraid to get messy in the process. He's also kinda repressed and we know repressed people often become the biggest sluts. And he's noisy and expressive, so I bet he moans and gasps and whines while giving head. He definitely swallows everything he's given. He licks the last drop off the tip and says "thank you."
So besides Al, who's second best? I'm gonna say Bermuda. The fact that he's a meticulous collector suggests that he's similarly focused, determined, and thorough to the point of obsessive. He's a loyal and devoted bandmate, he's creative and adaptable and passionate about getting his drums to sound just right, and he goes above and beyond what's required or expected of him. I think he gets hard when he gives head. Maybe he came in his own shorts the first time he ever sucked Al off back in 1980 and that's the real origin of his nickname.
