no and i can take it further
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
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blake kathryn
almost home
styofa doing anything

pixel skylines

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Love Begins
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.

shark vs the universe

Monterey Bay Aquarium
trying on a metaphor

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@weirdalphabet
no and i can take it further

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My envy knows no bounds 😫
Source: this Reddit comment
Al hugging/cuddling people
an old man with a suspiciously erotic body

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I was looking for this pic the other day and couldn't find it. But here it is!!
September 20, 2007 Beacon Theater NY
Polka, Close but no Cigar, Steve Jay, Rueben Valtierra, Do I Creep You Out?, I’m in Love with the Skipper, I’ll Sue Ya, Yoda, Fat
Brokeback bandmates
I just realized I misspelled "poodle" in my previous ask lol I'm sleepy sorry. I hate english — 🐇
Tetas de Weird Al 👍
No worries, we knew what you meant! 🐶
I little late sjdjsjje but I read that you're still accepting asks, that's good, I can still bother you with my nasty perverted, sexual or stupid ideas, thoughts and fantasies about Al that nobody cares about 😭 In fact, I'll do it right now. 🧍♀️
• Did you ever think that the Al from the 80s looks like a bunny? Or a chinchilla? Idk, he's just so cute and awkward and and is so ughhh skjcjfjfj (I should talk about how incredible cute the 80s Al is for me in another ask, and of course Al is still cute today 🤚) He really reminds me of those two animals.
• Then there's the 90s Al who reminds me a lot of a puddle(? But thats makes perfect sense, so I'll leave it at that.
• And finally, there's the Al from the 2000s and 2010s, and the present day. Honestly, this Al makes me think of a vampire. I know you once said that very fantastical ideas weren't really your thing(? But I really like to think that Al is secretly a vampire. He has everything it takes: He hardly ages, he's handsome, he's charming, he's elegant, he has multiple talents, and he's good at everything he does.
Well, I think that's all for today... sorry if it doesn't make much sense or if there were any typos qnsndjs — 🐇
Good to hear from you!
For me, 80s Al has strong poodle vibes, just as strong as 90s Al. Just as cute as a bunny or chinchilla, but his fluffy curls just scream poodle to me in every era.
And I think I see what you mean about post-LASIK Al being vampiric. That might explain why he's so often emerging from coffins.
cw: topless??
god idk how to feel about this one, some of yall might get me😭😭, i should have posted this a little bit earlier but i was exhausted and took a nap
soo heres what i have, this is prolly one of my first drawing of al shirtless😛 i think i will post this on my other blog
Topless Al featuring cute boxers and cute shoulder freckles!! Wow this is awesome!

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cw: topless??
god idk how to feel about this one, some of yall might get me😭😭, i should have posted this a little bit earlier but i was exhausted and took a nap
soo heres what i have, this is prolly one of my first drawing of al shirtless😛 i think i will post this on my other blog
Topless Al featuring cute boxers and cute shoulder freckles!! Wow this is awesome!
I went to see Weird Al Yankovic and was once again reminded why they dont call him "normal" Al 🩷
(Btw my pictures dont show off the amount of costume changes this man had!)
June 2, 2007 Westbury NY
Scenes from the medley
Oh... oh my god
i don't want to actually write a fic, i want to create a gross scenario that i can roll around in for forever, like a dog in a bad smell. you feel me?
i want to marinate in the vibes. but like this, you feel me ?:
where would rpf be without the character of nondescript hotel room

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i’m sure you have seen that video of al doing an early version of polkas on 35 where he just goes
“IM A SLUT!”
like hell yeah dude
it reminds of the jim/al fic you wrote
Al saying the word "slut" is my favorite thing. Al calling himself a slut is my absolute absolute favorite thing.
Howard Stern making Weird Al giggle and squirm by bluntly interrogating him about his sex life in 2026 and in 1998: