Yankochick Era

Probably the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life

he first meets Madonna and their making out,

THE CONSTANT MAKING OUT THROUGH THE MOVIE (including some whimpers we get from daniel radcliffe) and

their part after ‘Like A Surgeon’ where Madonna is feeding Al some liquor…this sparked something in me…help…ITS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAT JUST AAHHH anyway this is just a rant because I love this fucking movie

I love that movie and it's so funny/cheeky/saucy of Al to legit write self-insert RPF shipping himself with Madonna. DanRad is a cutie but I'm not exactly attracted to him, so I don't really get worked up about him or the movie in that way. If it were Al himself playing the role and doing all that making out though you can bet I would never EVER shut up about it.

I do like how touchy Al and Dan were in the promos.

Why does he say it so sexily? 👀

If you don't know how to find the clip quickly, search on youtube "Weird Al goes to Japan" — 🐇

Oh god not just a glimpse of his underwear, but a proper upskirt shot right between his legs. 😳🫠🤤 Just one thin little piece of fabric between my eyes and everything I wanna see. Those tiny grey briefs really show off his cute little ass, not to mention a glimpse of bulge. Goonbait for real. God help us if a copy of this in HD ever surfaces.

Maybe Al recruits Jon, Jim, and Steve (no Rubén yet in 1985, sorry New Guy) to help him brainstorm the Like a Surgeon choreography through improv/role play. He shows up in those green scrubs with the fishnet crop top, the dangly earrings and body chains, and a stethoscope around his neck. He calls his bandmates into the "exam room" one by one to perform a series of medical procedures.

First, he administers Steve's annual physical. He tells Steve to strip naked, staring blatantly as he does so. He apologizes that their medical office doesn't have any gowns to wear, although he doesn't actually sound the least bit sorry. Dr. Yankovic takes his patient's vitals and starts asking tons of questions about his sexual history and behavior, stuff that can't possibly be medically relevant, though he insists it is. He dons nitrile gloves and conducts a hands-on inspection of every inch of Steve's body from head to toe. He spends extra time with the tongue depressor stuck in Steve's mouth, shoving it deep until he gags.

Next, he checks Jim for an inguinal hernia. He cups Jim's scrotum and tells him to turn his head and cough. Even after Jim obeys, the doctor just keeps on touching and rubbing and groping his balls. He assures his patient that getting aroused during this procedure is perfectly normal, no need to be embarrassed. As he fondles Jim roughly, he mentions that he was last in his class at med school and doesn't really know what he's doing. Every time he does something that hurts, he apologizes, but then immediately does it again.