Weird Nerd Quotes

"All true heroes die with a boner."

"Is anyone covering their face!? We can't be noticed!" "...no..." "He turned into a bird, but that didn't last long."

"Man, I honestly thought that turning into a cow was the move."

"I am trying to figure out which side will be more effective." "Proboably not the iron ass."

"It would be wild if you got exploded by crabs again." "Don't tempt the DM."

"If we get a Wish spell, I don't know that I am wishing for crackers." "But we need 6.9 million crackers to save the city!"

"Crab society will never be the same."

"Are you doing this to join the crab society down the hall!?" "There is a crab society down the hall?" "Aww fuck, I shouldn't have told you that. Protect the crabs!"

"You attacked me mid-crabening!"

"Why did you stop me!? I was almost a crab!"

"What if this leads to crab armageddon?" "What if the crabs are evil!?" "Why are we just doing crab based trolley problems?"

"I want to memorize this ritual in case I also have to turn into a crab and battle the devil for the soul of the crab race."

"Please don't give white phosphorous to squirrels." "PLEASE GIVE WHITE PHOSPHOROUS TO SQUIRRELS!"

"We have a gentlemen's agreement not to burn the forest down."

"I am trying my best!" "I know! It is really sad!"

♪"That Hammadryad's cock made me think about the cylce of life and death."♫

"This is why we rob from people's couch cusions. No paper trail."