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all of the real people that follow me has one, so i’m making an abt me 🫶 (i’ve been procrastinating this foreverrr)

DNI’S!!!

zoos, pedos, transphobes/homophobes, racists/xenophobes, anybody who doesn’t like neo-pronouns, anyone who isn’t radical left (dont @ me. if you support the govt as is in any capacity, i probably dont like you), and bootlickers 🤭

interests 🫶

this changes a lot so i’ll update this over time:

hamilton, heathers, the magnus archives, good omens, ofmd, booster gold, blue beetle, xmen, hail the sun, pierce the veil, i met a yeti (the band), ghost (the band), ARCHAEOLOGY!!!, history, art history, dinosaurs, harry potter (forgive me), vaguely flight of the conchords? welcome to night vale

thats abt it :)

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guygis i think i need to be lobotomized this man isnt supposed to be pretty and now im suffering

mapsontheweb

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

dessa-banks

supreme-leader-stoat

@blinded-by-love

medicinemane

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

supreme-leader-stoat

I like how you think.

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notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat

enough. to the Box with you

howboutsleep

havent listened to the episode yet what the FUCK does this mean

stardustcleaningguy

colin taped over his webcam . we are watching from the perspective of security cameras and phones . JONATHAN SIMS IS IN THE COMPUTER AND ALL TECHNOLOGY IS HIS NEW EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

weiner-enjoyer

im screaming crying foaming at the mouth

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cosmichorrorlesbians

The scariest movie I have ever seen.

murderandcoffee

needles really just told an emergency operator “I <3 hole and have dabbled in bdsm” like okay queen. not sure where the operator asked but live your truth

cielle-b

needles be serving cunt.

him and ink5oul are besties

journey-sidestop

Thats it. Thats the episode

postapocalypticspacepirate

you heard the man! stop twinking the monsters!

(actually, definitely keep twinking the monsters)

statementends

You heard him y'all, Needles is a bear.

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jamphibiann

“This episode was written by Alexander J. Newall”’

do you ever think about language. cuz i do. a few people in different parts of the world had the exact same idea??? and they all executed it in different ways??? and in a relative flash of time, there’s now THOUSANDS THOUSANDS THOUSANDS of languages. like. cuneiform??? excuse me? some dude was like “hey i need ur proof of purchase” and the other guy was like “bro wtf is that” so they created a whole fucking writing system for merchants to basically make receipts???

#linguistics #nerd alert #shut up #but actually dont im obsessed #like how did that happen #pls #cuneiform #archaeology

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greenwitchess

Tagged by @dazednstoned (I love you?? Marry me??)

Last song: Dark Ocean Summoning - Old Gods of Asgard (AWII has a banger score)

Currently watching: Bones (2005)

Three ships: John/Abigail (rdr1,rdr2), Sadie/Arthur (rdr2), Worf/Jadzia (ds9)

Favorite color: cobalt blue

Currently consuming: bread and butter (the peasant special)

First ship: ...I don't remember

Relationship status: Single, not ready to mingle. Perhaps asexual. Not unpacking that yet.

Last movie: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (the one with the whales, 10/10)

Currently working on: I have too many knitting wips. Also getting back into drawing/painting using my beloved cat as my muse. Mentally writing fanfic (physically, not writing anything.)

I'll also tag 9 people I want to get to know better, just for funsies (don't feel obligated, of course)

@notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder @voidrambles @foundynnel @justalittlerayofpitchblack @roamingtigress @ratbrainbabycowboyprincess @subrosa03 @cowboycyns @ezrasilasbloo

subrosa03

Tagged by @greenwitchess 😚😚

Last song: Brick is Red by Pixies 🧚🏻‍♀️ 🤟

Currently watching: Lower Decks & Prodigy (and always rewatching Enterprise)

Three ships: Tripol (ST ENT), Tiva (NCIS) & Naudrey (Haven)

Favourite colour: Sunshine yellow💛

Currently consuming: A slice of cheese

First ship: Can’t remember

Relationship status: Single since the dawn of time

Last movie: I think it was Independence Day

Currently working on: Trying not to be such a nervous wreck😚! I also really want to be able to skateboard but the weather’s so shit atm

Tagging some friends in case you’d like to join in but no pressure🩷 @t-rina @precious-pop-punk-nerd-girl @glitter-and-metal @themurdochmemesteries @tuvok-enjoyer @negative-speedforce @more-better-words

glitter-and-metal

Oh these are fun!

Tagged by @subrosa03

Last song: Unsinkable by Sail North

Currently watching: Just started Strange New Worlds 🖖

Three ships: TuckerReed (ST ENT), HayesReed (ST ENT), ToneLee (Desmond's)

Favourite colour: Red! ♥️

Currently consuming: A mug of coffee

First ship: Possibly Munkustrap and Demeter from Cats (1998)?

Relationship status: REDACTED

Last movie: Soul

Currently working on: Uuhhhhhhhh. Several Enterprise and Desmond's fic. I'm also supposed to be crocheting a scarf..... Other hobbies crying in the distance. I have more hobbies than I have free time lmao.

Tagging some people who might want to join, but no pressure! @saintzenni @themurdochmemesteries @papercranesong @mirabilefuturum @queenspock @cyanocitta-cristata-bromia @hitrone @peculiarreality @gonchillunchis @strangenewwords @i-am-a-whimsy-boy @papasmistakeria @quarks-pussy

papercranesong-deactivated20260

Tagged by@glitter-and-metal Thank you ☺️

Last song: The Canticle of the Turning

Currently watching: BBC’s Extras (sometimes I just need to chill my brain out with something that doesn’t make me want to write fanfic)

Three ships: I’ll go for three friend-ships - Malcolm and Trip (Enterprise), Jack and Stephen (Patrick O’Brian’s Aubreyad) and Illya and Napoleon (the Man from Uncle)

Favourite colour: Green

Currently consuming: builder’s tea ☕️

First ship: Illya and Napoleon. Clearly I have not changed from my nine year old self 🤣

Relationship status: married to my best friend

Last movie: The Devil Wears Prada (I’m starting a new job this week and feeling a bit nervous, so I watched this film to remind me that a) even though I’ll probably have no clue what’s going on to begin with, that b) this is normal, and c) it’s not because I’m stupid, and d) after a few weeks I’ll find my feet (hopefully).

Currently working on: using AI to make podfics of some of my stories for fun

Tagging: people I’ve seen posting semi-recently who might be up for this (in addition to those who @glitter-and-metal already tagged…) if you want to answer that’s cool, if not no pressure, also anyone else who is reading this and would like to answer, please do! 🖖

@scatterbrainedcapybara, @ladyeverstark @deadheaddaisy @velvethopewrites, @lozalot @natejay42, @instantkingjustaddtea, @faeriequeen67, @caughtthefever, @labrats-and-clonetroopers, @beatles-bum

velvethopewrites

Thanks @papercranesong

Last Song: Dancing Queen/ ABBA (I was cleaning out my closet; 70s pop songs help!)

Currently Watching: my cat be a dick (he keeps knocking over his food dish)

Three Ships: Dean/Cas Harry/Ginny Mulder/Scully

Favorite Color: Purple

Currently Consuming: English Breakfast with a blueberry scone (I swear I’m American)

First Ship: Hmm, don’t know. Han Solo & Princess Leia, maybe? My Barbie and my teddy bear?

Relationship status: Still with the life-partner, my mischief-maker in arms, my solid rock to cling too during my anxiety-induced freak-outs, my tall and skinny person, my bearded fellow, my Pooka.

Last Movie: Amelie b/c nothing says self love like romantic french movies

Currently working On: Absolutely nothing, my mind is a big old empty field of daisies and wildflowers

Tagging: @izupie @gay-gym-rats @kal-ology @mdgxc @quiltedcottage

izupie

Thanks for the tag @velvethopewrites !! Love these kinds of things

Last Song: You Didn't Know from Hazbin Hotel. I am OBSESSED.

Currently Watching: Hazbin (again) (I'm on episode 6) and Supernatural (again) (I'm on season 3)

Three Ships: Dean/Cas , Nero/Kyrie , Venti/Nameless Bard

Favourite Colour: Green

Currently Consuming: Triple chocolate cookies

First Ship: I would probably say it was Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask, I wanted them to be together before I even knew what shipping was.

Relationship Status: Single Pringle

Last Movie: Thumbelina (I want a Thumbelina Dean/Cas AU so so bad. LET ME BE YOUR WIIIIINGS)

Currently Working On: a brand new destiel fic series I've been dying to write - Angel Studies 101. Lots of self indulgent angel lore stuff I am. so. excited !!!

Tagging: @dreampencil @archervale @king4aday @crazysticks @pandoramusicbox09 @microsuedemouse

crazysticks

Oh thanks for the tag! I love this kind of stuff :D Last Song: "Random Reality Shift" by Coheed and Cambria (best band, don't @ me) Currently Watching: reruns of Sailor Moon on pluto.tv, and finally getting through Beast Wars xD Three Ships: Angel/Pentious, Ami/Makoto, Shinji/Asuka Favorite Color: I don't have like a set favorite, but I do really like a nice slate blue!

Currently Consuming: Club Crackers! Taste good and easy on a grumpy tumm

First Ship: I don't really know, it goes back far xD maybe Hamtaro/Bijou? That was an early one! Relationship Status: Figuring out myself before I inflict me on someone else Last Movie: The Bad Guys! One of my favorites, it's so GOOD Currently Working On: a fairly big cross stitching project! Also making new music with my band! Tags! (if you want!): @umbreonix @rainyday-deer @rakruined @nepeta-cataria-21 @knightfire

nepeta-cataria-21

Owwww this is so sweet, thx for the tag Slac! 🥰

Last song: "Respite on the Spitefields" by Ghost (My favorite band 🖤)

Currently watching: I just finished re watching Ouran Highschool Host Club (An amazing shojo that I 100% recommend 💕)

Three ships: Angel Dust/Sir Pentious, Aziraphale/ Crowley, Entrapta/Hordak (so hard to decide 🥺)

Favorite color: Golden yellow 💛

Currently consuming: Nothing (I just went to bed 😅)

First Ship: Oh lord I can't remember what it was, if I try to recall I would say Jenny/Bradley from Teenage robot! (Loved that series when I was a child 💖)

Relationship status: Having time for myself to heal after breaking up a long relationship (8 years)

Currently working on: The references sheet of my original characters for my comic idea! I also want to write down the story in a document (it has been living just in my head too much time)✨

Last movie: The school for good and evil, I didn't have any expectations but it really surprised me, I liked it! ☺️

I would like to tag (if you want):

@mal-co-holic @the-hole-in-terzos-shoe @inanator @sharkthing @niuniente @tatzelwurming @westernlarch @yourlocalghoulette @lostinjune @miasmaghoul @halfshellkayela @tacoraine @mxbenz and everyone who wants to join! ✨💕✨

lostinjune-deactivated20251019

woah thank you for the tag!! i think these are really fun:3

last song: boom by dpr live + dpr ian

currently watching: abbott elementary s3

three ships: bremaine (fotc), oakworthy (dndads), and scamster (yet again dndads)

first ship: not a clue

relationship status: single ☹️

currently working on: a crochet squid!

last movie: ghostbusters afterlife

thanks for the tag again!! tags, but no pressure as always:3

@urineedward @weiner-enjoyer @rhodierat @scarlettblack24 @zsobot @martymcflown @flummoxedgiles @likelyscam

weiner-enjoyer

last song: violent pornography by SOAD

currently watching: nothing, waiting for umbrella academy s4!

three ships: guys idk. booster gold + blue beetle. that’s all i got

first ship: probably one direction. dont laugh

relationship status: crying over him

last movie: MULAN

idk who to tag. if you get this and you dont want to do it, so sorry for flooding your inbox

@spacetwinkk @sakurastrashbin @penguinwithafancytophat

presenting, a parody of call me maybe, by carly rae jepsen:

commie, maybe?

“is that a book on Castro?”

dont ask me, cuz i dont know

brought marx to the liberty bell,

and now you’re in my way

i trade my soul for a wish

stalin and crime for the rich

then you came lookin for this,

and now you’re in my way.

red scare is holdin

ripped jeans, revolution

wealth redistribution

where’s your labor union, baby?

hey, i just met you

and this is crazy,

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

and the fbi is trying to chase me

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

communist tip line will call

capitalism will fall

they pay me nothin at all

and still you’re in my way

i unashamedly steal

from businesses and steel mills

private property’s not real,

but still you’re in my way

red scare is holdin

ripped jeans, revolution

wealth redistribution

where’s your labor union, baby?

hey, i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the fbi is tryna chase me

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

hey, i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the fbi is tryna chase me

but here’s my number

so commie, maybe?

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

the bread book is saving my life

it was so bad

black lung is so bad

i listen to SOAD

#call me maybe #i wrote this about the red scare #and communism in general #historically accurate carly rae jepsen #im gonna show my US history teacher LMAO #carly rae jepsen #communism #stalin #castro #marx

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“hit on a man, matt. do it. HIT. ON. ME.”

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hey guys i love you and everything but if you’re going to give any of my posts 100+ notes can it not be this one pls

#thanks #love you

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