Fujoshi

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He Tian’s mouth on Little Mo in various different ways has become the new norm lol

Update (English version)

Now with cheap typesetting!!

Mo: We can’t even light a fire to cook some fcking rice.

Jian: Come on~ Mustard together with some green pepper tastes pretty good.

Mo: I must have been out of my mind to agree to a picnic with you guys.

Qiu: Step aside.

-lights fire with lighter-

When you’ve finished cooking serve me a portion too.

Mo: As there is only one pot, let’s make braised pork stew. (hóng-shāo-ròu mèn)

Add onions, potatoes, then sauce.

While putting in more rice, stir it constantly and pour in some water.

Jian: I’m bored, how long will it take?

Mo: I’m telling you, you won’t learn anything like that.

Jian: I can already smell it. I’m starving.

-He putting flower on Mo’s head-

He: Good, good.

20 minutes later—

Jian: Yeah yeah~ Let’s eat!

Zhan: Jian Yi, where did you put the cutlery?

Jian: Cutlery… I forgot about that.

Mo: You told me everything was prepared, did you forget it on purpose to make me mad?

Jian: No…

-twigs as cutlery, lid as plate-

Jian: Since our conditions are limited, this it it at the moment.

-Jian eating-

Zhan: Be careful it’s hot.

Jian: So aromatic~

-He eating from Mo’s ‘plate’-

Mo: Fck! Who’d want to eat with you!

He: Then Brother Mo should give me his leftovers…

Mo: Fck… Get this disgusting face out of my sight.

He: Your cheeks look so round.

Mo: Does that trouble a goddamn thing?

-He bites into Mo’s cheek-

This translation isn’t 100% accurate, I will edit it!