Thought I Was Quirky But Turns Out Im Autistic

But all the characters need to be canon, all the characters can speak except Link who uses Text dialogue options that are 60% puns/oblivious flirting.

Zelda? Her affection meter goes up for every obscure fact you remember about the game and World of Hyrule.

You CAN date Beedle, you play mini games to win Bug themed gifts to give him, and in return he gives you stuff that might even help you romance other characters?.

You can also unlock smaller side characters routes, like Pippin, which would be shorter but still sweet

You can also romance enemies, but doing so will lower the affection meter of any Main “Good” characters and vice versa.

Some characters will be WAY more flirty than others, I’m talking Girahim, Midna, Purah (Totk obvs). So some options will combust at hand holding and some will shamelessly tell you they want to rail you in front of the goddess statue. (She is DISGUSTED and rightly so)

You play as your own OC, which you can make look like whoever you want, including other Zelda characters if you want to pretend it’s a ship. Oh and just like the games, your character style will change depending on who you romance, so sadly your adorable self insert will turn edgy the moment you try to talk to Midna.

Crying his eyes out over his captain every five minutes and trying to cover it up with Nami Heart Eyes and calling them “my buddies”

Do we think that he encourages all of Bowsers hobbies to deal with his anger and Mario is Not happy that his brother is being chummy with enemy.

The trailer makes it seems like Mario and Luigi will be together in this one and that’s gonna be awesome but-

But how funny would it be if bowser jr accidentally gets back both his dad and takes Luigi and we get BOWUIGI PARENTAL FANFIC