lee

- "You're the bossy kid in charge of our group project that I hate with all my guts but you keep hitting on me and oh shit wait."

- "I'm depressed but every time I run into you I feel a little tinge of hope for the world because of your smile. I keep telling my therapist about you and now she thinks we're dating."

- "You and your friend keep coming to my family's diner and only request to see me but my older sibling thinks you're here for them and won't back off."

- "You stay at the beach house next to my grandparents' every summer but this year I see less and less of you until that night at the beach."

- "I'm an at-risk kid and you're the foreign exchange student that's tutoring me and trying to straighten out my grades but you're definitely not straightening out my sexuality."

- "I'm a college drop-out but my successful sibling moved out and now you're renting out the basement of my parents house."

- "We hooked up in a car one time a couple years ago and you chose me as your only phone call when you got arrested."

- "My dad's friend keeps trying to set me up with you because you're his kid and I've been declining for years and oh god oh fuck you're hot."

- "You're my sister's ex-fiance and nobody knows why you broke off the engagement but I definitely know."

- "We're both blackmailing each other into keeping each other's secrets."