live long and prosper

i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

I’m on the floor omg the sound edit 

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

He’s here

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Can’t risk it

Now I want to reblog this post due to the great pictures below. Kick ass, my feathered friend.