G.U.A.B

I don't know about you guys but I find this tumblr pretty pathetic now with all the sad/sour people. It makes me a bit teary inside ;(

"pretty accurate though; we haven’t put together a decent collab. although i think our ultimate goal in making this blog was more about sharing and hanging out together and discussing shit than collaborating on art."

I saw this on their wall and was like mhm gurl got a point. Someone get her a dog treat, then I read the comments and LOL. HATE, HATE and bitterness everywhere. Gosh did her parents both die and put her in a shitty orphanage...street kid? This gurl needs to go back to school and learn some critical thinking. Must be all that since Lanique commented on her magical photoshop paintings ;P Pancake faces anyone?

EDIT: well, whoever they are, i’m not sure that they’re native english speakers. they also seem to think that “passive-aggressive” and “aggressive” are the same thing.

Oh my my, watch out! We have a grammar Nazi over here. Like totally. Hello!? It's called sarcasm/irony/hyperbole!? Gurl, use a dictionary.

Love, http://vintageprint.tumblr.com/

|Thank you for sharing this.

Our friends at troll-central approve of this submission. We all just checked out their comments for the -LUL- of it too. We got some haters, FINALLY. Now a word from GUAB:

Gosh, we're flattered, some people got time to hate us. Now lets justify their act. -LOCK n LOADED-

Too much fake pacifism in the comments. It's nice to be nice, but saying that you're nice, doesn't mean you are nice. We even heard positive things from some of your members about derpmarket. It’s such a let down.

From scanning your archives -bzzz-, your derpmarket blog was previously bashing someone and even MADE another tumblr for that reason, and you... actually have the nerve to state such a goal...? Where's a meme when you need one...?

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE LOLI's!

These PEOPLE deserve it, even a e-pat on the back if we can.

GUAB feels that goody-goody-2 -shoe people are really nice! SO nice that Etreal has a Loving present for all them people.

She presents to you all RAINBOWS, from her secret Pocket full of Rainbows.

GUAB has found a new common enemy together with the forces of darkness. Our new enemies have this issue called 'try harder'. GUAB calls it "QQ MOAR". A strong epidemic that spreads to other 'hobos', banding together and being stupid on a whole new level.

GUAB have sent out our Sarcasm Knights to take 'em down. 

GUAB and aquiantences have come together to express how we feel about half assed traced images of cartoon characters on basilmarket.

GUAB's next product, its a super deformed image of our dear Etreal! She shrunk but her cuteness has surpassed being classy.

BUT WE'RE NOT SHARING!

We at G.U.A.B have enjoyed our weekend fighting the forces of evil relaxing in our blowup chairs [someone must be thinking naughty]. We look forward to doing that again soon, this time with popcorn and some good wine.

                                         < "and I care because...?"|

Tey Noxed is our second BUT male mascot.

He does all our nail breaking work. Such as squeezing our work into basilmarket at the last minute and even spreading our words of pessimism among our viewers. 

Aside from that, he is currently our only virtual male staff. Almost like our GUAB BOT. He doesn't care about anyone nor anything, that's why we love him so.

Sadly, we viewed her message in a dark light. GUAB will set a better example after discussing the message.

GUAB will apologize for what we said about her and her comment, instead of editing what we wrote. Cause, we care enough to do so without covering our asses trying to pretend we never wrote something mean.

We in the defense-department, would like to apologize for our biased reaction and comment towards your submission, squidyjen.

Let's light another kind of fire to your comment on us. 

First off, we appreciate you [yourself], liking our group's start. Though, we sincerely do not give much of a care in this virtual world about this anonymous and someone else's impostor. Unless someone wants to point fingers at us for it. 

So please do not include random opinions like that for future references. We are not going to pity others nor gonna bother consoling them. 

Our ABOUT US page is who we are. aggressive? well, we've been typing like this ever since. We aren't here to suck up to anyone to write a professionally clean one. Who are we trying to impress? 

We don't have a motto, cause GUAB defines ourselves. What ever is there is just replacing the default "DOE".

Seriously, what is with this RIVAL nonsense. This tumblr is purely documenting GUAB's fight against the forces of darkness. Unless you are asking a fight? Then again, we think our previous post showed you how much artillery we have, especially from misunderstood one.

Overall, when have we clearly mentioned 'DERPMARKET' for you to assume we know of it? Unless you want to say DERP is your trademark word.

Guess, we'll be careful and use "BARFING RAINBOW COLORED PUKE" as a substitute from now on. -face2thefreakinInternetDictionaryonSLANG-

If you have not noticed YET, our group is a single entity of GUAB. We are not individualists like the people of derpmarket to be interacting complexly in a tumblr.

Since we don't have the same goals nor ideas that coincide with you of derpmarket, rivalry is impossible. Unless you'd like to admit you are part of the forces of evil.

We'll be glad to start what you call it a "Pissing Contest".

Our troll-department are simply ROFLMAO as of right now, trying to contain all that damage we're taking.

We lost some HP!!

Hai dere. Depends, are you asking a question or just complaining. The ask box is dumb enough to differentiate that much.

In summary, one of Derpmarket's member is baring some pointy pencils towards us. It seems we are 'someone' who is this anonymous and also a person masquerading as this other.

We don't get it. We are not a single person, or are we now.... hmm~

So where is this person getting at? 

Anyways, Push your graphite in.

All we hear is someone bitching about their group's problem to another of their own accord. Some concrete evidence would be nice. Or do you need a maple equivalent of a translation:

"SS or Doesn't EXIST."

Then again, screen shots are equivalent to using wikipedia as a source.

And if you don't like our motto, no worries, we might change it to:

"Pointing fingers, solving problems since... exactly when?"

Better yet, it seems you have a MOD to help you cover your paint tubes.

We are GUAB, and GUAB only rivals GUAB in fight against evil.

Clearly someone didn't get what GUAB means. 

"...rivals..."

Sorry, we're not up to par to do that, plus our purposes don't coincide with each other.

Hopefully the other members of Derpmarket aren't all like this.

pinkbears  [Hunngryeyes]:

"Looks like adventure time. IS GUAB an acronym for something else? Sounds French."

Good question. We answered that already on basil. 

'B' stands for [BB]~ Bumble-Beez~ if you didnt get the message.

More importantly, GUAB is us. We are GUAB, we 'ourselves' define what GUAB is. 

Common, at least we don't sound "GUU-CHI" and that's italian.

Hey Gurls n GIRLs,

GUAB took their first step into the fight against evil. 

Through the tough battle, we actually got our submission into basilmarket last night. Today it's the first screen on the front page (last accepted).  Thus, it should be there for a good 2 more days before we are burned to death by the flames from the armies of haters.

Just moved from Antarctica to Basilmarket. Instead of talking about our future collaborations, let's actually see one. Do we need to talk about doing one more than actually making one? Let's not waste time and just do it.

It's sad that a lot of artists on BasilMarket are full of BS and cannot even put together a decent collab ;( 

                                                We are proud to present our lead female mascot, G! But you girls and GIRL'S may address her as Etreal. She is featured in our first piece to be uploaded so stay tuned!

Look at her, she's the embodiment of what GUAB is all about. Classy and Chill. 

Just wanted to post.

troll-la-la~la-la~.............

No seriously, we're still getting stuff started soon.

We'll post when we get the first thing done, and finish our naming of our mascots.

Anyone like this theme? We sure do, cause our five dollars went to good use.