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Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

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PHM x memes (part 2)
Redrawing Grace like memes - my personal mental therapy

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Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
You don’t know me
yall ever just yearn? ever get filled with the most profound sense of longing for something you cant understand? yall ever crave? ever have an unexplainable ache?
Tape measure antics (with director's commentary by Lord & Miller)
Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
my mutuals are doing this to me

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I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore
NO do NOT let them win. We can save her. We can wrest her association back from AI. She doesn't deserve this and we can't abandon her.
there is never a day i’m not thinking about making out sloppy style with that fictional man
A little Ditto who is happy to see you!
Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((
Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.
This. This is the whole point.
Perfectionism culture robbed us of our whimsy and it's only later in life that we realize that nothing is fair so we might as well snatch that little piece of dopamine and mAKE IT FEEL GOOD FOR HELL'S SAKE.
Make that Mary Sue. Give your OC wings. Let your self insert kiss that character. Let your character's birthday become a national holiday ffs. If Megatron had OCs he would not shrink them to appease the masses. Neither should you.

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Finding this in the server room made my day
I have a degree in environmental biology you can trust me 👍
I've said it before, and I'll probably say it again: owls are cat software running on raptor hardware.