Weaver-Spy Absolom

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{As a journalist, it is 100%, genuinely, whole-heartedly a part of my job to permanently record this into the report summary}

Let us begin then.

{Out of obligation as a journalist, I unfortunately must be present as well}

As do I, as the daughter of two parties involved- I feel an obligation to observe.

I ask you all the judge and jury both, have you ever seen the laws of wyrms?

...No jury shall attend. My judgment is sound...

Personally, O' Judge Mister Mushroom sir, I think the accused is a little bitch; fuck them and fuck their stupid yeeyee ahh Wyrm teeth.

...Hmm, so they are charged with being a bitch then? Uncommon grounds indeed...

{Herald, if I may, my reports lead me to assume the Blackwyrm is being accused of attempting to takeover Hallownest, taking a bystander hostage, attacking a neutral tribe, respectable in my opinion, and attempting to kill various individuals}

...We must have witnesses, not rumors. Abstain from spreading theories...

yes. We must, please present a witness, lurien the watcher.

...In the meantime, have you any witnesses that could speak of the event?

If I may speak, I myself was subject to harm, my wing torn, held hostage, my home destroyed, hundreds killed, all egg cells destroyed, I was stung by a scorpion that it commanded, I had done nothing to warrant the anger and aggression put apon me.

...Why did you sting her? Tell me your point of view...

...Would you describe the attack as unprompted? Did you partake in the violence apart from the sting?

The only prompt was the goal to kidnap Imperial and the queen(this was abandoned quickly). And not really, I was busy running from a swarm of angry hivelings for most of the raid.

alright, it is important to note, this is a trial of whether or not the PALE KING can hold me. None of this happened on his soil, thus it would be the hives duty to jail me.

{Blackwyrm, I say this as a Weaver who planned war alongside Atla, Kingdom's Edge would be considered Hallownest territory, especially since the title "Hallownest" refers to lands claimed by the kingdom's monarch and all unclaimed lands within the area. You launched an attack from inside Hallownest, and it doesn't help that it was close to both the Palewyrm corpse and Palace Grounds}

Let us begin then.

{Out of obligation as a journalist, I unfortunately must be present as well}

As do I, as the daughter of two parties involved- I feel an obligation to observe.

I ask you all the judge and jury both, have you ever seen the laws of wyrms?

...No jury shall attend. My judgment is sound...

Personally, O' Judge Mister Mushroom sir, I think the accused is a little bitch; fuck them and fuck their stupid yeeyee ahh Wyrm teeth.

...Hmm, so they are charged with being a bitch then? Uncommon grounds indeed...

{Herald, if I may, my reports lead me to assume the Blackwyrm is being accused of attempting to takeover Hallownest, taking a bystander hostage, attacking a neutral tribe, respectable in my opinion, and attempting to kill various individuals}

...We must have witnesses, not rumors. Abstain from spreading theories...

{...most of these assumptions are gathered from injured bodies and sightings from my servitors, but very well}

...Are you witness or journalist?

{Previously a spy, but currently, yes, journalism is my profession, despite my current state at the bottom of the world}

Let us begin then.

{Out of obligation as a journalist, I unfortunately must be present as well}

As do I, as the daughter of two parties involved- I feel an obligation to observe.

I ask you all the judge and jury both, have you ever seen the laws of wyrms?

...No jury shall attend. My judgment is sound...

Personally, O' Judge Mister Mushroom sir, I think the accused is a little bitch; fuck them and fuck their stupid yeeyee ahh Wyrm teeth.

...Hmm, so they are charged with being a bitch then? Uncommon grounds indeed...

{Herald, if I may, my reports lead me to assume the Blackwyrm is being accused of attempting to takeover Hallownest, taking a bystander hostage, attacking a neutral tribe, respectable in my opinion, and attempting to kill various individuals}

...We must have witnesses, not rumors. Abstain from spreading theories...

{...most of these assumptions are gathered from injured bodies and sightings from my servitors, but very well}

Let us begin then.

{Out of obligation as a journalist, I unfortunately must be present as well}

As do I, as the daughter of two parties involved- I feel an obligation to observe.

I ask you all the judge and jury both, have you ever seen the laws of wyrms?

...No jury shall attend. My judgment is sound...

Personally, O' Judge Mister Mushroom sir, I think the accused is a little bitch; fuck them and fuck their stupid yeeyee ahh Wyrm teeth.

...Hmm, so they are charged with being a bitch then? Uncommon grounds indeed...

{Herald, if I may, my reports lead me to assume the Blackwyrm is being accused of attempting to takeover Hallownest, taking a bystander hostage, attacking a neutral tribe, respectable in my opinion, and attempting to kill various individuals}

Let us begin then.

{Out of obligation as a journalist, I unfortunately must be present as well}

who tf leaked my nudes

-at the bottom of the world, someone is choking on her own spinal fluid from laughing-