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shane's implied costco membership

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Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
drawing my fav queer characters for pride month!!!
day 10: trinity santos (the pitt)

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i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.
as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”
small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.
i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.
sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing
yeah I’m going to the Vegas Bathroom Scene y’all want anything?
ill get one desperate horny Coyote Bottom and one yearning depressed Brick Wall please
Hey I tried to get that for you but they were attached to each other & the coyote one bit me when I tried to separate them
are you up to date on your tetanus? because it will turn you gay. and if you’re already gay it’ll kill you

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
red wine supernova, fall right into me
nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
OP is an optimist
i just truly truly truly believe connor deserves so much credit for understanding, in the midst of butching himself to the fucking gawds, that ilya needed to remain kinda fruity

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it’s about being touched where nobody has ever touched you before. your guts, your heart, your guilt, your shame!
Shane Hollander has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala