sous les pavés, la plage

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

yeah I’m going to the Vegas Bathroom Scene y’all want anything?

ill get one desperate horny Coyote Bottom and one yearning depressed Brick Wall please

Hey I tried to get that for you but they were attached to each other & the coyote one bit me when I tried to separate them

are you up to date on your tetanus? because it will turn you gay. and if you’re already gay it’ll kill you

happy first day of pride everyone

OP is an optimist

i just truly truly truly believe connor deserves so much credit for understanding, in the midst of butching himself to the fucking gawds, that ilya needed to remain kinda fruity

it’s about being touched where nobody has ever touched you before. your guts, your heart, your guilt, your shame!

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.