HIATUS(?)

Sadly, ol’ Carrot isn’t waking up again either so he’s going to be on a very likely permanent hiatus. Sorry to everyone that wanted to interact with him. 

“tis a mystery.”

Who has awakened him from his thousand year slumber?

“so cool.”

“so cool.”

“so cool.”

“so cool.”

“this is why i try to stay away from here, ya sinners.” no it’s because i need to remake your icons. “that too.”

Why did i have to log on today of all days.

when you literally just loGGED ON--

Judges playing dnd is the funniest shit to me and I can’t explain why. It’s just so hilarious???

i’m gonna try convincing my dm to let me run it.

With some tweaking, this B-Baller class could actually work and I kinda hate that. It’s basically just a monk with a basket ball.

“yeah, yeah, just like that. t’ be honest, the only thing really making it weird is just the lack of a system. i mean, people are allowed to make giant stone golems but a single skeleton; everyone throws a tissy. all you’d really have to do to make it ethically okay is set up a system, coupled with a system of legalization for necromancers-- y’know, like how other magical schools have official stuff. It’s really just prejudice against the undead.”

“i mean, soulless constructs that don’t have emotions could be used for free labor. we could set up a system where people go ‘i am a corpse donor’ if they feel they want to be brought back for a labor force. the only reason necromancy is seen as uncouth is that people don’t think of how to make it ethical.”