Here only to keep the others in line
Hey! Im Sam Wilson, but you probably know me as Falcon. Im also the new Captain America but I prefer to keep that on the down low.
Anyway, im from Louisiana, and have a sister and two wonderful nephews.
my sister is @deadestpoool. She can defend herself but I will kill you if you think about hurting her
I have an adopted daughter @thebestmerc-1 and i love her to death.
My biological daughter is @rosaline-wilson. She gets on my nerves all the time but I love her regardless.
I also adopted @webhead-official. Hurt him and I’ll kill you 😊.
Ive also adopted @l0uis-e. Shes my youngest and I love her. Touch her and I will send Natasha and Yelena to kill you
I am the proud father of @its-jeff-the-shark. I love him more then most of my extended family
I recently adopted @peter-parker-photos. He doesn’t live with me but he’s my newest addition to my family
@xansaysthing is the newest addition to my family. They are under my protection. Don’t mess with them
@avengers-kiddo was recently adopted. They’re sweet. Look at them wrong and you’ll have a shield flying at your face
@clairvoyantcrowgirl is my newest daughter. She can hold her own and she gifted me a crow :)
Im a licensed therapist so come to me with any and all questions you want!
Anyway, I gotta go make sure my friends dont kill themselves doing something stupid.
