i'm SORRY

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with a broken arm

with a broken leg

dehydrated

with a concussion

with a stab wound

hungover

after a bar fight

with the flu

with (a) broken rib(s)

with sore muscles

after falling down the stairs

with a twisted ankle

blinded temporarily

with ringing ears

with a burn

after running into a door

out in the cold without warm clothes

covered in blood

overly exhausted

after a nightmare

after losing part/all of their memory

with a black eye

i think they’d be very proud.

you did such a good job.

i’ve heard so many great things about you.

how could i not be proud of you?

that’s it! you’re getting it!

you are enough.

you’re one of the strongest people i know.

you just light up any room you walk into.

i didn’t know you were so good at this!

that color looks so good on you.

i enjoy spending time with you.

i’m so proud of you.

you’re one of the most trustworthy people i’ve met.

i’m so glad i met you.

there’s not enough room in this world for me to describe how much i love you.

you have such a nice smile.

i’m glad you’re doing this. you look so happy.

that looks amazing!

why did you keep this talent hidden?

i believe the student has surpassed their teacher with this dish.

how about we go out to eat to celebrate?

i remember saying you liked it.

you always come up with the best ideas.

i love you so much. i never want you to forget that.

‘ we have to be torch-bearers, casting the light so that we may see our path to lasting peace. ‘

‘ the only way to defeat fear is to tell it ‘no.’ ‘

‘ i stood alone. ‘

‘ nothing in here is every truly gone. ‘

‘ in my mind, you are dangerous. ‘

‘ i won’t make any trouble for you here. ‘

‘ i appreciate your faith in me. ‘

‘ i’m not here by accident. ‘

‘ i shouldn’t have kept it a secret. ‘

‘ you’re ranting. ‘

‘ i was dead for three minutes. ‘

‘ what’s the deal with you two? ‘

‘ what did he mean by that? ‘

‘ i could be your date. ‘

‘ i’m not who you think i am. ‘

‘ follow the music. ‘

‘ i want it to be the way it was. please, let it be the way it was. ‘

‘ i did choose you, but not for the reasons you think. ‘

‘ what do you wish for? ‘

‘ you helped start a war. ‘ 

‘ wow, is that a book? ‘

‘ i don’t want to say goodbye. ‘

‘ i’m not going anywhere. i’m gonna stay right by your side. ‘

‘ you’re making this very complicated. ‘

‘ my uncle plays in a beatles cover band; it hardly makes him john lennon. ‘

‘ snug as a bug in a rug. ‘

‘ how’s the patient? ‘

‘ i remember your arms around me. ‘

‘ i thought it was a dream. ‘

‘ i hope that wherever this finds you, you are well. ‘

‘ i was speaking hypothetically. ‘

‘ did you know i love you? i don’t think i told you enough. ‘

‘ you showed me. all the time. ‘

‘ how do you know it’s a monster? ‘

‘ the frontal lobe is overrated. it only contains memory and emotional expression. it’s completely unnecessary. ‘

‘ you’re always looking after me. ‘

‘ you know, just in case you want to have a feeling someday. ‘

‘ you’re siding with the enemy? ‘

‘ i love feeling feelings. ‘

‘ you seem conspicuously free from bruises. ‘

‘ i’ve learned to chose wisely. ‘

‘ they say confession is good for the soul. ‘

‘ we chose our own pain. ‘

‘ this is so fucking cool! ‘

‘ let’s do it! ‘

‘ there’s no place i’d rather be. ‘

‘ oh, suddenly you care about protocol. ‘

‘ you absolutely have a personality. ‘

‘ that’s what families do. ‘

‘ i believe in you. i love you. ‘

‘ you should be proud. ‘

‘ the damage is spreading. ‘

‘ in times of crisis, ignorance can be beneficial. ‘

‘ i’m feeling a lot of emotions right now. ‘

‘ but… i have to smile. and i feel angry. but I want to love. and i’m hurt, but there’s hope.  what is this? ‘

‘ you guys have fun. ‘

‘ dance with me. for science. ‘

‘ speak of the devil. ‘

‘ retreat is not an option. ‘

‘ i talk when i’m nervous. ‘

‘ as days go, this is a weird one. ‘

‘ please don’t hate me. ‘

‘ turns out you can con a con man. ‘

‘ sometimes, the only way to find out where you fit in is to step out of the routine. ‘

‘ you’re a nobody. ‘

‘ you’re not afraid of anything. ‘

‘ i’m not a soldier. ‘

‘ my whole life, i have never known a moment without fear. ‘

‘ you put on a facade. ‘

‘ i despite lurkers. ‘

‘ is that weird? ‘

‘ i can handle him. ‘

‘ groovy! ‘

‘ i barely have a job here. ‘

‘ i’m swallowing the urge to set the record straight. ‘

*mimics explosion*

‘ either way, i’ve hurt him. ‘

‘ i have this character flaw. i care too much about what other people think about me. ‘

‘ i will not be party to murder. ‘

‘ my mother never said anything to me unless she was criticizing me hair. ‘

‘ uh, wh-uh, wh-what-what do i say? ‘

‘ have you noticed that i talk a lot? ‘

‘ you’re dismissed. ‘

‘ i’m not sure if i believe in destiny. ‘

‘ hold still. ‘

‘ his career would be ruined. ‘

‘ the cosmos has lost its brilliance. ‘

‘ you sure you feel okay? ‘

‘ this was always my favorite time with you. ‘

‘ you’re gonna get yourself killed. ‘

‘ [name] and i fell in love after i told him to get lost. ‘

‘ better dead than one of them. ‘

‘ lies. ‘

‘ that doesn’t make any sense. ‘

‘ love isn’t logical. ‘

‘ it’s not like we have assigned seats. ‘

‘ i know i’m brilliant. ‘

‘ i feel okay. ‘

‘ you don’t know, do you? ‘

‘ are you trying to show everyone how smart you are? ‘

‘ you were in danger. ‘

‘ i’m going to have a lot of free time on my hands. ‘

‘ oh, so you do listen to me. ‘

‘ i love you. ‘

‘ death found me when i was a child. ‘

‘ i’d cut out your tongue and use it to lick my boots. ‘

‘ does that make me naive? ‘

‘ i am here to protect you. ‘

‘ do not regret loving someone. ‘

‘ you made me feel safe. you always did. ‘

‘ now who’s being sensitive? ‘

‘ don’t do anything that stupid again. ‘

‘ shit, you’re a captain? ‘

‘ i blew them up. ‘

‘ one tends to worry when they’re doomed to love a brilliant but reckless maniac who’s willing to risk his life for glory. ‘

‘ it’ll be okay. ‘

‘ what the heck… heck… hell? what the hell! hold your horses!

‘ you may not care about you, but i do. ‘

‘ you’re saying you’ll actually sit through that with me? ‘

‘ you’re a very tall man. ‘

‘ may i say, you are astonishingly grounded for having endured seven months of torture. ‘

‘ why would you apologize for a random act of physical interaction? ‘

good morning.

‘ i’ll make breakfast. ‘

‘ i made you breakfast. ‘

‘ we should make a big breakfast. ‘

‘ did you sleep good? ‘

‘ good morning, sleepyhead. ‘

‘ i slept so good last night. ‘

‘ i didn’t sleep at all. ‘

‘ you’re up early. ‘

‘ you sure slept in late. ‘

‘ you have a little crust around your eye. ‘

‘ you look like hell. ‘

‘ here’s your breakfast. ‘

‘ what do you want for breakfast? ‘

‘ your favorite cartoon is on. ‘

‘ oh, i used to watch this all the time as a kid on saturday mornings. ‘

‘ your morning cleaning music woke up me. ‘

‘ i would’ve slept in later. ‘

‘ someone’s grouchy. ‘

‘ i haven’t had my coffee yet. ‘

‘ up and at ‘em! ‘

‘ hey. you awake? ‘

‘ good morning, sunshine. ‘

‘ morning, sweetie. ‘

good night.

‘ i’m going to bed. ‘

‘ go to bed. ‘

‘ back to bed. ‘

‘ let’s get you in bed. ‘

‘ you’ll feel better in the morning. ‘

‘ let’s take some medicine then send you to bed, okay? ‘

‘ i’ll be home in time to tuck you in. ‘

‘ up you go. ‘

‘ shhh. shh. sh. ‘

‘ time for bed. ‘

‘ can you tuck me in? ‘

‘ will you come in before you leave for work and check on me? ‘

‘ alright, sleepyhead, i think it’s time for bed. ‘

‘ you should be in bed. ‘

‘ can i stay up later? ‘

‘ bedtime. ‘

‘ it’s past your bedtime. ‘

‘ what are you still doing up? ‘

‘ this bed is comfy. ‘

‘ let me carry you. ‘

‘ do you want me to tuck you in? ‘ 

‘ can you tell me a story? ‘

‘ once upon a time … ‘

‘ when’s the last time you slept? ‘

‘ of course i can do that, honey. ‘

‘ i love you. ‘

‘ what helps you go to sleep? ‘

‘ i had a bad dream. ‘

‘ can i sleep with you? ‘

‘ i don’t think you’ve been getting enough sleep. ‘

‘ i’m expecting you to go to bed earlier. we have a big day tomorrow. ‘

‘ you had a long hard day, didn’t you? ‘

‘ you keep yawning. i’ll take it from here. ‘

‘ you, bed. now. ‘

‘ i can’t ever go to sleep on time. ‘

‘ goodnight, baby. i’ll see you in the morning. ‘

‘ go to sleep. i’ll put you to bed. ‘

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a kiss on the cheek

a kiss on the forehead

a kiss on the lips

a kiss on the hand

a bear hug

a hand to hold

a pat on the head

a pat on the back

cuddles

a massage (bonus points if you say where!)

“I care.”

“I love you.”

“Just breathe.”

“I’m here for you.”

“You’re safe here.”

“Do you need a hug?”

“You, me, blanket fort.”

“You’re not alone in this.“

“It’s alright… I’ve got you.”

“You are important to me.”

“They won’t find you here.”

“You’ve been crying… why?”

“It’s alright to cry, you know.”

“What would help right now?”

“Shh, it’s okay. I’m right here.”

“Please, tell me what’s wrong.”

“We’ll face this together, alright?”

“You’ve been strong for too long.”

“You’re going to be fine, I promise.”

“I wish I could take away your pain.“

“I’m sorry that you’re in so much pain.“

“We can stay here until you feel better.”

“I brought you a hot drink and a movie.”

“If you ever need a friend, I’m right here.”

“You’ll kick this thing’s ass. You’re tough.”

“Do you want some tea? Would that help?”

“Tell me something: Why were you crying?”

“I’m right here. And I’m not going anywhere.”

“There’s no shame in crying when you need to.”

“You are stronger than this. You’ll make it through.”

“If you feel like talking, please don’t hesitate to call me.“

“Here, you can snuggle under my blanket. I’ll protect you.”

“You’re so much stronger than you give yourself credit for.”

“Hey, hey, look at me, okay? Just breathe. You’re safe, now.”

“I can’t imagine what it’s like for you. I just can’t imagine how hard it must be.”

“ why are you awake? “

“ i can’t sleep. “

“ go to bed already. “

“ i’m a being of pure power, i don’t need sleep. “

“ i’ve been running on 5 hour energy all day, there’s no stopping now. “

“ i’m. so. tired. “

“ i had a nightmare. “

“ it’s nothing, go back to bed. “

“ when’s the last time you slept? “

“ you’re clearly exhausted. why are you doing this to yourself? “ 

“ wake up. wake up. wake uuuuup. “

“ i’ll sleep when i’m dead. “

“ yawning doesn’t mean i’m tired! maybe i’m just bored by you telling me to go to sleep so much. “

“ is something wrong? “

“ i just need to finish what i’m doing, then i’ll sleep. “

“ you said you were about to go to bed two hours ago. c’mon, time’s up. “

“ is it okay if i sleep in your bed tonight? i’m kinda freaked out. “

“ stop bossing me around, you’re not my mom. i’ll go to sleep when i want to. “

“ you’re pouring coffee all over the counter. “ 

“ why are you making hot pockets at 3 am? “

Send in an icon for my muse to: 

🎀 Play with your muse’s hair

✋ brush fingers/hold hands

👉 Gently poke or prod yours

💐 give a gift

🎎 sit close enough to brush knees/lean against yours

🛌 take a nap with yours

🖐 tracing fingers against your muse’ skin or over a scar/other

🍫 quietly hand over a treat/food item

☺ stroke your muse’s cheek/face

🧥 be found wearing your muse’s sweater/coat/article of clothing

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