Your Guardian Angel

Well howdy diddly darn do has it been a hotter minute that a half-fucked fox in a dumpster fire! Ive got to say ive missed the ole rigamarole in the technobabble beeswax. Real life political prattle has flown right over my noggin like a flock of hoodwinked skylark.

Ive been scammed! With great cupids kettldrums should come great liberties! Not great responsibilities!

@strider3 Though in my case i feel moreso like im juggling it on my front.

@strider3 Aw thanks. Truthfully ive been feeling a tad commodified what with all the mouse pads and the pillows molded perfectly after my perky twein peaks. Its good to know there are stand up gents like yourself out there.

Whatever! At least they absolve me of any and all responsibilities.

But perhaps my ginormous gujongas are all i really am.