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“she should be at the club” changed me as a person. forever

I’d work harder at my job if I knew it mattered but my job is literally just replacing all the brown seeds in watermelons with black seeds and I feel like it’s just so draining and pointless.  no one can really tell and they’re just paying me to keep up some ridiculous conception people have about watermelon. guess what folks - they’re naturally brown!!

...what... side is she on

Fuck yea <3

I really hope so

are miracles real? or they just figments of dreams from alternate realities that briefly burn into our own?

(laughter) WTF, could use some of this this week. Let’s see what the universe provides.

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes