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Riley: You ever play that game when your siblings are sunburnt and you put some spoons in the freezer, take them out, and then you hit them with it so it rips their skin off?

Cairo: What the fuck-

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Cairo: *holding plastic bag* This is your opinion

*Tosses bag into ceiling fan*

Riley, picking up her landline: Hi, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent-

#we are the tigers #watt musical #riley williams

Eva, interviewing Riley: Is there anything else you would like to say to the people tonight?

Riley: My favorite color is blood.

Eva: Uh okay

#we are the tigers #watt musical #eva sanchez #riley williams #look i know that there's no reason for eva to interview riley #but just go with it okay

Eva: So why do you wear so much flannel?

Kate: It makes me feel like everyday is Christmas and I'm just like a present that's waiting to be tORN OPEN-

#we are the tigers #watt musical #kate dalton #eva sanchez

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Riley, pointing a knife at Farrah:

Farrah:

Farrah: Shoot me.

#we are the tigers #watt musical #riley williams #farrah #i was gonna change it to stab me #but i feel like farrah would see a knife and go #'shoot me'#unironically so

Cairo: I am at a Christmas store that only sells Christmas stuff, and it's August.

Cairo, pained: Why, white people?

#we are the tigers #watt musical #cairo #this is an actual vine #but i immediately thought of #iwantannehathaway #because we had a conversation almost exactly like this

Farrah, slamming her hand on a table: What kind of garbage is that?!

Farrah: Oops, my anarchy symbol-

#we are the tigers #watt musical #farrah

Annleigh: Wow, a yard

Farrah, running in front of Annleigh: SALE!

Farrah: *starts blasting music and dancing*

#we are the tigers #annleigh o'daniel #farrah #watt musical

Reese: I'm an LGBT ally and this is a safe space!

Reese: *swings around nunchucks and does bad karate moves*

#we are the tigers #watt musical #reese

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Eva: Hello, this song is titled "Every Man Thinks He's Entitled to my Vagina if I'm Nice to Him"

Eva: aAA-

#we are the tigers #watt musical #eva sanchez #do i have to trigger warning vagina?#i hope i don't #im not sure what to trigger warning it as #or if im being overly cautious #but if that triggers anyone #im very sorry

Reese, giving a math presentation: Look at this graph!

Mattie, her assistant: *dramatically strums guitar*

#we are the tigers #watt musical #reese #mattie wheeler

Riley: And Farrah, you have something to share with us tonight!

Farrah, drunk: I do?

Riley: Yes!

Farrah: What is it?

#we are the tigers #watt musical #farrah #riley williams

Cairo: Riley that was really racist

Riley: I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally

Cairo: So you're qUiRkY racist-

#we are the tigers #watt musical #cairo #riley williams #to be clear i don't think riley is racist #please don't assume that from this #this is a vine

Farrah, filming a bee on her window: Ya like jazz?

Annleigh: *rolls up the window*

Farrah: No Annleigh wait what are you doing- YOU CRUSHED HIM! ANNLEIGH YOU CRUSHED HIM-

#we are the tigers #watt musical #annleigh o'daniel #farrah #these aren't the exact words #sue me

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Kate: My baby just turned ten!

Riley: Aw, is it a boy or a girl?

Kate: It's an album

*I Write Sins Not Tragedies starts playing*

#we are the tigers #watt musical #kate dalton #riley williams #to this day I still stand by the headcanon that kate is a p!atd fan

Farrah, to Annleigh at the sleepover: This is a gays only event! Go home!

#we are the tigers #watt musical #farrah

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