lynn?

oh to be a cat with a smooth brain

i need all of these. only talk to me using these. i am a cat

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

and then you eat vegetables and its like oh fuck its a vegetable

this is so me

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

this is so #relatable

probably