ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*

once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan) and i got terrified i’d interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember you’re never alone in the woods

imagine walking your dog in the woods and seeing an obvious Regency-era ghost notice you and bolt out of sight, visibly shaken

I'm CRYING this is hilarious

and i don’t know why we collectively mock granny panties as if theyre not comfy as fuck. sorry not everythings sexy weirdo. freak

you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.

where’s my oscar for acting like i’m not falling apart 

hey fully vaxxed (american) people ur still gonna like. wear a mask right. on account of there’s no visual indicator that ur vaccinated. and on account of u wanna give service workers and nonvaxxed people peace of mind when ur interacting with them. and on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective. and on account of so many antimaskers and antivaxxers are gonna lie and say they’re vaccinated so they can not wear one and then ur at an even higher risk. yknow. on account of vaccines aren’t 100 percent effective.

also i literally do not care whether you prefer pads or tampons but the fact that in almost every situation where free period supplies are available, they’re tampons, and this is just assumed to be fine (or people like campaigning for “free tampons” rather than “free menstrual products”) upsets me bc there are a lot of people who use pads who cannot use tampons and i don’t understand why tampons are considered not just the default but the only option worth mentioning

also how pad users are seen as unhygienic or childish or less capable/active

95% of kids in Gaza suffer from depression …. yes you read that right, 95%

“Save the Children, which surveyed 150 young adolescents, with a median age of 14, and 150 caregivers living in the coastal enclave, found that 95 percent of children interviewed displayed symptoms such as feelings of depression, hyperactivity, a preference for being alone, and aggression.”

Allah i know i asked you to smite my enemies but i think you should send me money instead 🤕🙏🏼

eid mubarak to me im making a commission post but if anyone would just like to send me money until then well. i would love it. paypal

i haven't gotten any comms yet but this post has been doing well (seriously thank you to people who sent me money through this 🌞🌷) if you want to commission me you can look at this post! otherwise my goal is $500 and any little bit helps

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time