sore throat + yelling at kids to walk = indeterminate
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sore throat + yelling at kids to walk = indeterminate

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all the guards rejoice when there’s poop in the pool
When a group of teenage boys walk into the pool…
indoor guarding #2:
cute 4 y/o: *grins up at me*
me: hi sweetie
4 y/o: *grins*
me: *watches water*
4 y/o: *splashes my feet*
me: what--did you just splash me?
4 y/o: *grins*
me to me: I’ll let it slide b/c she’s cute
4 y/o: *splashes again and as I look down I see water come out of her mouth and onto my feet*
me: what are you---are you spitting?
4 y/o: *grins*
me: don’t spit! No spitting, okay?
4 y/o: *grins and swims away w/o a care in the world*

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“I just love getting hit on by old men,” said no lifeguard ever.
or 9 y/o boys
when you can’t remember...
how it feels to guard normally because you’re on your third hour of being stuck in the plunge pool and your toes have turned to pale prunes
if I’m staring at you...
I’m
a) trying to recognize you
b) trying to see if you’re chewing gum
c) watching you for trouble-making behavior
or
d) I’ve zoned out... we do that more often than you want to know
indoor guarding #1:
little girl: *runs on gradient shoreline*
me, tired: shhhhh
girl: *keeps running*
me: ...
me to me: I was supposed to say ‘walk please’