Free the Lancers

Tucker: I wasn't going to write a long dramatic speech about love, but I knew you would, and i didn't wanna be upstaged at my own wedding. SO:

[1 long romantic monologue later]

Reference pic ⬇️

grimmons animatic to the song small car with big wheels. to recover from rvb restoration

Alpha (Freelancer era)

- teeny, didn't deserve all that shit

9/10

Alpha (BGC + s6 era)

- can't go wrong with a classic

8/10

Ghost Alpha (BGC era)

- feat of movie magic

8/10

Yellow (BGC era)

- forgor about him oopies (thanks @pvtchurch) but any creation of Caboose's mind is a win for me

10/10

Epsilon

- in the immortal words of Michael J. Caboose, "i would like to feed you a small cracker"

9.9/10

Director

- weakness of the flesh

-241/10

Orbsilon

- perfect form. what more could you want