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parents will rlly be like sorry for ruining ur childhood but you were a child so it doesnt matter anymore right

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

hi so yeah im trying to find the hotel california and i know i have to take the highway to hell but i accidentally turned left onto the boulevard of broken dreams. i took the first hard right onto the rocky road to dublin cuz i thought it would loop back around but it didnt lol and i know im waaaaaay off course bc i just drove by the house of the rising sun haha. so how many miles until i get to the hotel

500 MILES?!?!?!

I get knocked down—OWWWWUUUUHHHHH but I get up again, youre n–I get knocked dow—STOPPPPP ITTTTTTT

one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"

THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE GRAAAAAAAAAAA

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.