DARK PARADISE

sometimes i fantasize about people shutting the fuck up

“go big or go home” *goes home*

One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip

A fun thing: Makeup A not fun thing: Removing makeup when tired

I feel u bojack

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

Oh god I feel terrible for cackling at this.

Help every time I stop laughing I just look at that fucked up chair again. 

the future is now

I’m so happy at this

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally