War Pigeon

Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel

You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?

strollin’ stus are the absolute peak of mario enemies

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

@bikerboyfriend

owned

evicted

THERE IS A WARIO/WALUIGI EQUIVALENT YOSHI AND NO ONE SAID ANYTHING???!!!!

Yobby’s Other Son

Russian Jawas go hard

the frilly curtains in the windows

@war-pigeon

it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

@ektheta