Yes Please!

All you faithful readers know I’m a big fan of knocking on a girl’s back door.   It feels great.   It’s naughty.   What’s not to like about it?

Nothing… for the guy.

For the girl, anal can often be traumatic.   I’ve posted a bunch of times on how to prepare for anal sex.   You can type “anal” in my search bar and get a ton of info.  But let me highlight some things:

Anal sex requires preparation to keep it from being messy.

Anal sex requires relaxation and trust.  If the girl isn’t relaxed… if she tenses up… that’s when it hurts.

Anal sex requires a lot of lube.   LOTS of lube.

Anal sex requires you to begin small.   A finger in the ass.  Then two fingers.  Then your cock.

Anal sex requires you to start slow.   Slide it in and pump with short, slow strokes.

Anal sex requires foreplay.  Because again, a woman needs to be really relaxed and into it before her ass will open.   

What I haven’t written about in much detail is good positions for anal.  I’ve said, “If it hurts, try the woman on top.”  But beyond that, nothing much.  That changes with this post.  

I want to share with you ten positions that can be great for anal.  They’re great for a variety of reasons: intimacy, pleasure for him, pleasure for her, comfort, etc.   I’ll spell out the benefits of each one.  They are listed in no particular order.  But if you read the articles about preparing for anal that I have written and then learn these ten positions, I guarantee you that you can comfortably (and erotically!) add this very enjoyable aspect to your sex life.  

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THE REVERSE COWGIRL RUMP RIDER

He lies on his back, legs together.  She straddles him, facing away and bounces with his dong-a-long in her bonk-a-donk.

This position is great for her, not only because it lets her control how deep and fast her ass is being fucked, but also because it provides a great angle.  He’s going straight in, with a slight upward press.  Should be comfortable.

It’s a great position for him because of the view - her bulbous back pillows being split by his love meat.   

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THE SPHINCTER SPOON

The key to this spooning technique is that the girl pulls her legs up close to her chest, maybe using her arms behind her knees to hold them.  When the legs are pulled up like that, the external spincter muscle (i.e. the asshole) loosens some.   

When the guy slides in, he goes as deep as possible.  But motion is limited.  

This position is all about intimacy.   There is a ton of body contact.  He can whisper in her ear or kiss her neck.   Guys, you also can play with her nipples or even reach between her legs and rub gently.  

This is a great starter position for the first anal of the night, precisely because there isn’t much motion.   It lets her slowly relax her booty.

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THE SUPER SODOMY SIDE SLIDE

In this position, the girl lies facedown, then pulls one leg up some.  So her one leg is straight down.  With her other leg, she’s pulled her knee up close to even with her waist.  This tilts her slightly onto her side.  The guy then straddles the one leg that is straight down.  He spreads her cheeks, and slides in.   

What makes this position great for her is how relaxing it is.   He can rub her back while he’s fucking her ass.  It also doesn’t allow for very deep penetration.   

For him there are two pleasures.  First, as he pumps, his scrotum is going to be rubbing against the smooth skin on the back of her leg.  It feels amazing.  Secondly, each time he thrusts in, her one butt cheek - the one of the leg that is straight out - is going to hit him right in what is sometimes called the “inguinal canal” area, where the guy’s leg meets his torso.  The firm but soft tush pressing in there… fuck!  Feel so good!

Guys, an added little treat for her…  She she first gets in this position, get down there, slide a finger in her vajayjay, palm facing down, curling the finger slightly.  That will place your fingertip on her g-spot.  While you work the finger in and out, let your tongue press on her asshole, just causing it to spread a little.  She’ll love it.   

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THE DALLYING IN HER DERRIERE

This is a lovely, slow, lazy way to pump her rump.   You are on her side.   She is on her back, with her legs hitched over you.  She can keep them together or spread them apart, depending on what she finds more comfortable.   

This is also a very intimate position, as it allows you to see each other’s faces.   Motion is limited, as her legs hooked over him prevent him from pumping too hard.   He can play with her chest or her clit.  She can reach down and rub his balls while he fucks her.    

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THE ASS-N-CLITTY

Another variation of women-on top.  The girl straddles the guy, cowgirl style, facing him, her knees wide apart.   She puts his hotdog in her buns, then leans back, using her hands for support.   And she bounces and bounces and bounces.  

The plus for her is that she gets to control tempo and depth.   And again, it’s a great angle - straight up her dark tunnel.  

In addition, in that position her guy has clear access to her clitty-cat.   He can pet it.  Guys, in this position, I recommend using your thumb.  Lick it so it’s slick.  Then press it down on top of her clit and roll it, like a pea bring rolled under your finger.

Or you can take a finger and curl it in, making a “come here” motion.  That puts your finger on her g-spot.  Again, roll it around like a pea under your fingertip.     

For guys, not only do you have an amazing view, but it actually is a very tight fit.  With her knees apart like that, her glute muscles get pushed together.  Thus, your shaft is cradled in soft butt cheek.  Feels amazing.

True story.   I have had a girlfriend squirt all over my abs in this position while I was in her ass.  

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THE CATHOLIC BIRTH CONTROL

You wouldn’t think missionary position would be great for anal, but it really, really is.   However, you probably need to have her hips tilted up.   You can do this simply by placing a few pillows under her hips.   

This is another position aimed at intimacy.  The couple can kiss and caress even as he’s tapping her tushie.   

This position also allows for only shallow penetration, thus it’s great for a girl who, try as she might, believes she can only take the tip.  It’s also great for a guy who is well endowed, as maybe only the first two or three inches will get in.

Guys, be careful in this position.   It’s easy to slip out.  And what can really hurt a girl is when you slip out and then don’t aim carefully when you slide back in.  It forces her anus to stretch in funny ways!   No bueno.   

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THE HERO, POOTER-POUNDER STYLE

In the kamasutra, “the Hero” position is woman on her back, with her legs pulled up to the degree that her pelvis tilts up.   This can be done a variety of ways.  She can grab under he knees and pull them back.  He can grab her ankles and push them back.   The point is, her legs are in the air, spread apart, and her hips are tilted up.  This gives him a straight shot to her pooter-palace!

After six positions which were more gentle, we now get to the ones which will be a bit harder.   Thus, it requires a bit more experience.  These are anal positions you might try after you have being doing one of the first six for awhile.  So your rump is all relaxed and ready for a good ramming.  ;) 

For the girls, the fun part of this position is that as well as any of them, you have access to your sugared almond.   While your man drills your dumper, rub that thing like you are a DJ and it’s god-damned New Years Eve.  You might cum.  

Guys, you need to understand that with her hips tilted and legs spread, you could go really, really deep.  That’s great, if she says it’s great.  If not, then this is a position where you have to exercise self control and only use the first four inches or so.    

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THE DOGGY IN THE DONK

I don’t want to exaggerate here, so I’ll say it carefully.  This is the biggest fantasy of every man on earth.    There is nothing like getting a hot girl face down, ass up, and smashing her onion.   

What does this give to the guys?   The best site on earth.  When you can see your cock sliding in and out, wedged between those breathtaking cheeks… when that booty meet shakes with each thrust, a slight ripple working through each one… wow.  I have a tear in my eye just thinking about it.   

In addition to the view, if the girl has warmed up to anal and can handle it, this is the position in which the guy can go his hardest.  The angle of his cock in her ass, especially if she puts her chest down on the bed, is such that it is a very, very smooth fit.   Her rectum is in its natural position.   So he can grab her hips and pound away.

For the girl, doggystyle anal can be either heaven or purgatory.   He’s going to be deep in your ass.   But in this position, he stimulates some of the nerves that are actually located in the vaginal wall.    If a girl is going to cum during anal, this position will probably be it.  While the guy is reaming her from behind, she’ll reach down and play with her clit.   If she can cum this way, it will be so intense her back might break.   

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THE BEST LAP DANCE EVER

This is yet another woman on top position.   The man sits in a chair.  Guys, use a kitchen chair, not a big ass recliner.  It gives you more range of motion.   The woman come and sits on his lap, with his man-meat in her moneymaker.  

There are two variations to this. The woman can put her legs between his legs.  If she does this, she can put her hands on his knees and bounce.  Or the woman can put her legs outside his.   Unless she has really long legs, she might not be able to bounce as well.  But she can grind and rock.    It’s a amazing sensation when you grind in that position, ladies!  It’s like you are trying to break our cock off inside your can.   

Guys, if she goes with her legs outside yours, why not reach around  and flick her on-off switch lightly.   It’s ether that your you make it rain!  

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THE 3AM AT DANIEL’S HOUSE

This is a variation on doggystyle - doing it while standing, with the woman bent over something.  It’s one of my favorites, hence the name.  (Back off!  When you get your own blog, you can name sex positions after yourself too!)

It’s a really comfortable position for the woman.   She’s braced on a chair or couch.  She might even be able to rest on it.   A variation is if she picks up one leg and rests her knee on the object.  A good example of that is a bathroom counter.  She leans over it and puts one knee up on it while I explore her third-entry.   

It’s great for the guy for the same reason doggystyle is.  It’s a nice view.  He can grab the hips and go hard.   Because it’s a comfortable position, it’s also great for prolonged anal.   There’s no need to pound out your nut in 30 seconds.  Get her in this position and spend a good 20 minutes working her bubble over.   

This position can also be very pleasurable for the woman too.  There is a muscle cluster that starts in your lower back, runs through the glutes, and down the back of the legs to the heel.  That’s why if you walk funny in a bad shoe, it can hurt your back.  It’s the longest muscle cluster in the human body.  When a girl is bent over like this, that muscle cluster is tight.   And so as she tenses her anus slightly (which is natural to do as your ass is being fucked), she’ll feel that through her entire lower body.   And guys, if you can reach around and play with her clit and make her cum in this position, she can collapse.  The shudder it sends through her legs literally floors her.  

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And there you have it, faithful readers.   Is this every anal position I know.  Please!  I’m Daniel Fucking Davis.   This is the tip of the iceberg.   But hopefully if you like these, you can put your own spins and variances on them, and have plenty of variety to your hot, hot booty sex!

Now, if you like this, please reblog!   Cause let’s face it.  This is good advice.  

People ask me for info about rope bondage and Shibari, here are a few basic starters…

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But if I solicit sex by bringing out one of our strap-ons or butt-toys, you NEVER say you are not in the mood…! Hmmm. Funny isn’t it?

You might say you have to go to the bathroom first, or have an enema to get clean, but you NEVER refuse to be fucked in your tender straight male asshole…! Not once since we started mutual ass-play have you ever said you are not in the mood for an assfuck…!

And mostly it is you initiating our sex these days, saying you are horny and using your little codeword for wanting to receive anal: “Sweetheart my cock is hard and won’t go down, and I’m feeling really sexually congested.”  

“Sexually congested”?? Give me a break. You need your ass fucked. Why not just say it: “Honey my cock is hard all the time and I think I need my straight male asshole fucked deeply!“

This is all fine by me since I love fucking your ass. I get super wet and usually cum hard just watching your ass take my cock, making your cock get hard and watching you shoot so much cum…

If I don’t cum from just giving you an assfuck, I always cum almost immediately (or again!) if you lay me back and fuck my hot gaping cunt with your still semi-hard creamy cock…!

SO… I am totally fine with your blatant and obvious prostate hunger and assfuck addiction…

I think its very cute actually that you have become such a butt-slut. You are so dominant and type A in everything else… A typical straight. You have always been my manly man.

But clearly you have profound anal hungers that we have just begun to explore these last few months…!

So I am just wondering if YOU have noticed… because, being typical alpha-male, Type A, you are often not very clueful on emotional or relationship issues…

Have you noticed your obvious preference in the last few months for getting your hot straight male ass good and fucked?

Oh, so you have noticed! Good.

Ok, so you totally admit to being an anal-receptive butt-slut and prostate freak? You are fine with it. You are totally cool with it. Ok, that’s good…! 

Ok, so this is now your and my preferred fuck-play and fore-play as prelude to any other position or sexual activity? Ok, perfect, just wanted to know…!

Ok, yes I see, everything is going according to plan. You are getting what you want, which is what type-A’s do. Yes, that’s certainly true, you do always get what you want. You are still my Type A straight guy. Yes, I see.

And I am still your hot lady, and now also your strap-on chick-with-a-dick? I am your fantasy shemale? Your futanari dick-girl? Ok. That’s wonderfully kinky and freaky!

What about me? What do I think? I am totally fine with it. With all of it. I love your new anal receptive yearnings and I love fucking your hot ass and watching my cock disappear up inside your body… What could be more intimate? And you know, we girls are all about the intimacy…!

So I love our new intimacy. I love being able to know that it is me and my cock that can take your ass, massage your prostate, make you writhe and cry out in anal ecstasy, and make you cum hard, uncontrollably, involuntarily, in huge quantities…

And I now totally get why you have always liked fucking my tender butthole… I now totally get why men enjoy penetrating women’s holes and making themselves and their woman cum… 

Assfucking is frakking hot as hell! Pure and simple! 

Why didn’t they teach this in sex ed? Mutual ass-play as a couple has been wonderful for our relationship and has supercharged both our libidos… Now I see why they call this the “dirty thirties”…! 

You letting me play with and fuck your male ass is so adorable…!

You ASKING me to fuck your hole, rape your ass, hard and deep… is so hot…!

You REQUIRING ME to finger and toy with and rim and kiss and tongue-fuck your male anus and fuck your ass in various different positions with large cocks… is all hot as a VOLCANO…!!

You should know that my close girlfriends are all in disbelief that my manly man of a husband is really into anal, taking cock, getting buttfucked, being milked for cum…

Yes, I have shared this new aspect with some of them. Don’t worry they are discrete. They think it is very hot. They are actually jealous, in fact, that we have such a vibrant experimental sex life…

Have you noticed how my girlfriends are all being nicer to you and wanting to flirt with you more at social events and cookouts these last few months? Those who have always liked you are in awe of you now… And even my friends who don’t particularly like you are flirting with you more because they are now intrigued and say this has opened up a whole new side of you they were totally unware of…

I have actually caught some of them watching your butt… their mouths open spontaneously and they get that dreamy look on their face! It is frikkin weird to watch their behavior…!

And by the way as I have told you nearly all my girlfriends are sex-starved. Many confess to wanting their husbands to assfuck them… And some have fantasies of playing with their man’s ass…!

But they do have questions. They ask: Does this mean he might be gay? Maybe he will start going off to get his ass fucked by guys… and suck dick. Maybe he will go off to the Castro in SF and you will never see him again… Maybe he will end up changing the rubber sheets in some gay B&B up in Guerneville… Or hanging in a cage being fisted by other bears in some gay club?

Ha! ha! funny image. I tell them, not likely. He is not into guys, I tell them. He actually dislikes most men. He distrusts them. He is not about to let any stinky guys near his tender hole… 

[She pauses…]

Hmmmm… wow. You know, now that I think about it that is actually a very hot image… watching another guy with a hard cock take you in the ass… wow!

Thinking of your anus gripping his cock, milking him like I have felt you do to my fingers and hand… Your ass contracting around him and making him shoot a load of white cum deep inside you…!  Mmmmm…!

My god, it’s making me wet just thinking of it…  Ooohhh!

Honey, I know you don’t like guys but would you go the distance if I wanted to watch a guy take you in the ass? That would be so hot…!

This actually is a fantasy of mine. I could require you to be buttfucked by a guy… So I can watch and blow you and feel your cock swell as he fucks your ass…!  

I’d like to feel your cock swell inside my cunt as his huge cock enters you… I would feel your hot cock surge and jump and twitch as your ass takes his cock deep…

A studly guy with a large cock and huge balls filled with cum… fucking my husband’s ass…!  Mmmmmm… [rubbing her cunt with her hand] Yes!

Am I crazy to want this? Would you do this for me? Hmmm. You would? If we can find the right guy?

We would have to find some bi- friend who we could trust. You should know that several of our bi- and gay friends have confessed to me how much they want to get into your ass…

Or how about taking cock from a shemale? Yes a real shemale fucking you, while I watch and suck your cock…! While you are in my ass…! That would be so hot!

What, you agree? You would love to do a threesome with a shemale? You would prefer a shemale? Wow.

Great body, luscious tits, great hair, beautiful feminine face… a real babe… with large cum-filled balls and an enormous hard cock… She enters your open asshole and fucks you…! Fills your straight male ass with white shemale cum. Mmmmm… That is hot as hell!

And then she uses her huge cock to fuck MY ass, while you are in my cunt. Wow. With a shemale I sort of get my dykey fantasies met as well…!

Wow…!  That was easy!