GFD And Other Good Stuff Maybe

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

i need ramen and a very long hug

by “a very long hug” i mean lying on top of someone with their arms around me for 13 hours

Ok that's it that's the feeling in words

Almost all female friends in high school, so... XD

She’s both terribly cute and very impressive

I want her to break me

SNAP ME LIKE A TWIX

Oh man. Goals. This woman is awesome, in body and spirit

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

I love this

Y E S. FINALLY

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

If we date you're gonna have to get used to me always wanting to touch you

110% facts. I am super duper extra affectionate…

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

Why is most of the body writing stuff slut shaming and stuff? Just so negative. Where’s the body writing where they write “beautiful” “sexy” or “best night I ever had”. Like write something positive!

Girls are so mean, you tell them something makes you blush they’ll do it 10,000x more

Boys are so cute, pretending they don’t love it when girls do it moreeeee 😃

Damn it, we’ve been caught out, ABORT ABORT

Big big kink: someone getting fucked while asleep (all worked out beforehand and consensual of course) and they get fucked so hard they wake up in the middle of it and they’re so sleepy and turned on they can only moan and beg for more in that deep just-woken tone of voice

I love this

Praise be