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It’s the best chat question in the world: “how much do you have to piss in a scale from 1 to 10?”

1. Just went to the bathroom

2. Boring

3. Still boring

4. Would use the loo only for precaution

5. Normal no fun yet

6. When u get up to go to the bathroom at work/school

7. When u look for a restroom at the mall

8. Here’s where u really start the piss need

8.5 feels like u need to hold ur crotch (dick pinching 4d boyz)

9. When that smooth light pain start and u have the best bladder bulge to caress, lightly press to test if u leak..take a pic

9.2 when u really gotta go and feels like ur bladder is gonna explode…greerat feeling caressing from the inside ur body. A true treat

9.3 u gotta actually masturbate to prevent from pissing. Lucky people are leaking at this rate

9.5 when ir hurts and u gotta find a watch and a bottle to cronometer and measure the best 90s piss of ur life

9.9 last painful attempts to stop the continuous leaking

10. U exploded involuntarily

Pure joy!

Who agrees with me?!

Who could kindly complement?