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This is your semi frequent reminder that there is no official AO3 app
All those are unofficial and available on the Google play store as of August 13th 2025. They mirror AO3's content and insert ads, for which the developer gets paid by page impression (that's every time the ad appears in the fic you're reading) not just clicks.
No money goes to AO3, nor to the fic writer. It goes to the person who did the bare minimum.
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Please, just use the official AO3 site and the browser.
As a guy who does Cyber IT as a living PLEASE USE THE MAIN SITE ON THE BROWSER! Do not use unofficial apps. You are opening yourselves up to a multitude of cyber threats, especially when there is no privacy policy or agreements.
The site is mobile optimized, and you can download the fics as PDFs or epubs if you need to read offline like on a plane, there is no reason to use a third party app.
βIt's not fair.β The little ghost kicks impotently at the chalk lines around her feet. βI ain't done nothing.β
I nod, setting down my chalk and spellbook. βIt does sound like there might have been a bit of a misunderstanding.β
βShe took against me, that's what happened,β the dead girl says with a scowl. She looks about fourteen, round faced and spotty, with whisps of brown hair peaking out from under her mob-cap. Her face and her crossed arms have a tell-tale bluish tinge to them. A cholera death.
βI been here for don't know how long and never gave any trouble. Nobody ever complained about me 'till her.β
β¦well, that's not strictly true.
Number 12, Barclay Street has been attracting rumours of haunting since the mid nineteenth century.
Sounds of faint singing and crying in the corridors at night. Cold spots. Doors that open and close by themselves. Animals acting strangely. Harmless, mid to low-level stuff, typical for a bored teenage poltergeist.
Still, pointing that out isn't likely to achieve much, and certainly the most recent complaints of blood running down the walls, screams in the dark and paralysing night terrors seem distinctly out of character.
The ghost toes the chalk again, more tentatively this time. It stays resolutely unbroken.
She could get out if she wanted to. I'm not one of those assholes who brings out their full arsenal of wards and sigils for a first meeting with a level 2 spectre. The summoning circle will keep her in one place for as long as I need her to talk, but it wouldn't hold for a moment if she really fought against it.
I take it as a good sign that she's still here. Pouting or not, she's clearly willing to work with me.
βNone of the others could do this,β she says. βNone of 'em even saw me.β She looks up. βAre you here to exise me?β
βExorcise,β I say instinctively, and curse myself when she flinches. βSorry, no, no! I don't exorcise people from their homes without good reason, not if they're happy where they are.β
βI was happy. Till she started calling in all them ghost hunters.β
Mrs Delaney had been quite persistent in her attempts to 'fix' her haunted house. Most of the people she found were charlatans, of course, but I'd still arranged an appointment as fast as I could once word reached me. It wouldn't have been long before she happened upon somebody with Talent, and unfortunately not everybody in this field knows how to behave like a professional.
βI think we might be able to help each other,β I say, careful to keep my voice calm and level.
βDon't see how. Not unless you can exorcise Her.β
βNot quite what I had in mind.β I pull out my phone and scroll through my photos. βYou say that you're not the cause of the most recent incidents of paranormal activity?β
A pause. The ghost gnaws on her lip. I wait, patiently, keeping my body language open and nonthreatening. βIβ¦ I knocked her coffee cup over,β she admits at last. βShe was being mean and talking on her telephone, saying I done all these things when I never did! So I decided to show her what I could do if I wanted.β
βHmm.β The ghost eyes me nervously, as if expecting me to pull out a book, bell and candle and banish her on the spot.
βI only tipped it,β she adds. βI didn't break it or nothing!β
βYou shouldn't have touched it at all,β I say sternly. βButβ¦ I can appreciate that you were frustrated, so let's say no more about it.β
The ghost looks relieved.
βMy point is,β I continue, βif you weren't the one making blood rain from the ceiling or tormenting people in their sleep, then what was? There's no other ghosts on the property.β I find the picture I was looking for. βYou can get anywhere around the house, right? Including behind the furniture and in the backs of cupboards?β
βYes'm.β
I hold the phone up so that she can see the picture on the screen. βI'm going to let you go free in a moment, and I need you to see if you can find anything that looks like this.β
The ghost wrinkles her forehead. βWhat's that when it's at home?β
βBlack mould,β I say, reaching out a foot to break the binding circle. βAnd I'm pretty sure it's the cause of this haunting.β
listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious

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going over to my minimalist girlfriendβs house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and thereβs just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
Blue Lois
can i help you
Red Marge
jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack
World Heritage Post
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didnβt try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had βthe official letter hβ add on to this post. you wanna know that blogβs gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
"Waah waah but what if I don't like it when my intended-as-apolitical work gets analysed and people start claiming it has reactionary politics" so this can be avoided by developing a better understanding of politics
phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye
he keeps me sane
Hey. Why isnβt the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isnβt that fucked up? Does anyone else think thatβs absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! Thatβs a big deal! Iβve never thought about it before but now that I have, itβs ridiculous to me that thatβs not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why donβt we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
Itβs July 20th. Thatβs the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. Iβm ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and Iβm going to have a goddamn potluck. Youβre all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY
moon day is 20th July!!!
Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!
Happy moon day to all who celebrate
This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.
MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

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ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten
Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.
Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch
Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are
I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.
"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen
friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife
An au where Driver starts stalking his cute older neighbour and even becomes a bus driver so he can see Grace often π
Thinking about the RyGosCU and they all mean so much to me. ColtlandGentry is everything, both together as a brothers AU and as their own characters. Colt is male yearning extreme and gotta be one of my favorite Gosling characters. Grace is, well, Grace. I love spy action movies and Court makes me insane. I adored Drive and Driver is such a guy. Holland March needs to be thrown against the wall a couple more times. I'm watching Blade Runner this week and I've been told I'll love it and that Lars and the Real Girl will make me cry. I need to draw them all and make a chatfic and talk about the relationship chart I've made in my head. Aghhhh
I watched Project Hail Mary and I think it triggered something within me

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My favorite totally canon queer Ryan Gosling characters