[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

arthur lester truly one of the funniest fuckers out there .imagine you’re being threatened by a mob boss and there’s also a corpse of someone you killed wandering around the city. And what you do in this situation is adopt a dog and play a silly prank on a guy you don’t like

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

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