the concept of HSH is so funny. Like imagine you call what you assume is a home renovation number because you’re worried about the foundation of your house and the guy on the other end is like “oh yeah, you have Guy That Lives In Your Walls. Leave out some cheese, that should slow it down until we have time to remove it and patch your walls up.”

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

therapypilled deadbeat father: I really don't have the headspace for custody right now

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin