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Things I was able to do today in Michigan, where it is 85°F, feels like 85°F, and UV index topped out at 9:

Pick blueberries with friends

Go to the beach with friends

Get ice cream with friends

Things I would have been able to do today if I were still in Texas, where it is 95°F, feels like 100°F+, and the UV index topped out at 11:

Get ice cream (maybe with friends)

Like, I used to think that moving across the country in part because of the weather was a little silly, but I would have absolutely spent all of today inside because my body/the medication I have to take hates heat that much and the UV index is unbearable.

#it me

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alatarielqueen

#leia organa #luke skywalker #space twins #star wars

brunettebabyyy

in a galaxy far, far away…

thought i’d share my latest work 🔭

#PAINTING?!#star wars #star wars art #han solo #leia organa

Some of you know this already, but the reason I started writing Star Wars fanfiction was because I was working on a novel for years and it was making me feel insane. The MC was a character I created as a teen and was also the center of many a maladaptive daydream back when I used that as a coping mechanism. I had fleshed her and the characters around her out over the course of many years and had a lot of trouble murdering my darlings as they say (not literally—one of those characters does, in fact, get murdered, but the fact that they get murdered is actually possibly one of those darlings).

Anyway, I took a look at some of that old writing and…look, some of it is very bad. My fanfiction is better than a huge chunk of it. There’s a lot of melodrama when my intent was to tell a pretty grounded story. But the core concept is actually…pretty good? And I do like most of the characters and their dynamics.

I…may try to do something with this. Maybe.

#it me #writing

Michigan currently has more than double the number of cyclosporiasis cases than the state with the second-most cases and I am now paranoid about eating raw produce.

#cyclosporaisis #cw illness #michigan

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nikaalexandra

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

sohnderleere-deactivated2018072

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

diogenes420

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom

fangirltothefullest

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

averruncusho

THIS IS TUMBLR

icarus-suraki

whenistillgaveadamn

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#blue fandom

conleches

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help

bellero

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

#writing

I think it’s sort of weird that so many Star Wars fans seem to think that Luke had uncomplicated feelings about Anakin/Vader. Like, we see him in moments in which action is necessary, and at a funeral pyre that, admittedly, many would have balked at constructing. But we don’t see him trying to reconcile the good he saw in Vader with his own firsthand (pun not intended but also not denied) experience with the man, or with the experiences of those he loves. If Anakin had survived, I do have to think that Luke would have had a ton of conflicted feelings to deal with and talk through. Anakin being dead removes the need to communicate with the man directly (well, I think anyway. Force ghosts do see to just intrude personal moments at will, so maybe not), and there would probably be a sense of closure to a degree, but I still think trying to figure out exactly what he thought and felt about the guy would be a pretty long process. Yet, common fanon is that Luke’s just okay with everything, no complicated feelings himself. At best, he simply empathizes with Leia’s complicated feelings without actually experiencing his own. It just doesn’t make sense to me.

#star wars #luke skywalker #darth vader

bobombfett

walkawaytall

I have a theory that whoever animated the Star Wars Holiday Special short had some deep beef with Harrison Ford. Like, no one looks great, but Han is an absolute nightmare the whole way through.

#star wars #star wars holiday special #han solo #luke skywalker #c3po #chewbacca

dabblingreturns

Tell me your worst crafting bad habit.

And I'm not talking normal stuff like being overly ambition, or lack of planning, not finishings

Tell me the stupid stuff.

I'll go first: I keep working with size 11 and size 15 seed beads in bed. And find them in my sheets when I'm trying to sleep

#I leave my paintbrushes soaking in water for WAY too long #and this is for like…watercolor #there is no reason to leave them soaking

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A couple of months ago, I felt super dumb when I realized that glute bridges are called “glute bridges” because they’re meant to engage your glutes. My body likes to stress my hips and hamstrings out instead.

Last month, I found out that most people utilize their glutes when walking, but that’s not how I live my life when my body is left to its own devices.

Last week, I found out that most people’s glutes engage when they perform lunges, but my body likes to load 100% of its effort into my quads.

Who knows what new revelation will further expose the laziness of my glutes? Follow me to keep up!

#it me #i think I’ve figured out why my butt is always disproportionately small compared to my waist and bust #what’s funny is for anything that feels like a ballet exercise #i do engage my glutes properly #because that muscle memory never leaves #they only behave lazily during stuff that doesn’t resemble ballet barre exercises #which is admittedly most of life

actual-bill-potts

not to vague on main but i wish ppl would stop with this "oh leia would turn to the dark side instantly, she’s so much angrier than luke" they both have hot tempers and rash impulses but id say she is by and large more self-restrained than him (she became a senator at age 19 which means bail and breha trusted her to not fuck up their delicate political position) and honestly? it kinda smacks of misogyny to look at two siblings who both have strong principles and are occasionally hotheaded and say the woman is clearly volatile and out of control while the man is a soft cinnamon roll. like cmon. leia is also padme’s daughter. she has insanely strong principles. she would hella not turn to the dark side.

walkawaytall

It doesn’t just smack of misogyny. It’s literally just misogyny. Luke, Leia, and Han all exhibit anger in roughly equal amounts over the course of the OT in my estimation (I haven’t sat down and counted, so I don’t have a graph for this one, but maybe that’ll be my next data analytics side quest). Leia’s anger is pretty much entirely constrained to situations in which:

Her life is threatened

Someone is actively antagonizing her to get a reaction out of her

Han shows anger when:

His life is threatened

He’s emotionally wounded

He’s been betrayed

Luke shows anger when:

He’s frustrated

Things aren’t going the way he expected

His friends/sister are threatened

His life is threatened

None of these are particularly noteworthy situations. They’re all pretty human. Which is why it’s freaking weird that Leia is the only one that fandom views as angry.

And it’s doubly weird because Luke’s anger is a major plot point that nearly leads to his demise.

Yoda says he senses the same anger in Luke that he sensed in Anakin. Luke reacts to the vision of Vader in that Force cave in anger and recklessness and as a result sees his own face in Vader’s helmet, which is meant to be a warning. Everything about Luke in Return of the Jedi is supposed to make audiences wonder if there’s something in him that is drawn to the Dark Side—his outfit on Tatooine, his creepily calm demeanor, Obi-Wan’s warnings, etc. And then he almost falls because of his attachment to Leia. He strikes out in frenzied anger and is nearly killed because of it. He only stops because he cuts off Vader’s mechanical hand, and in that moment, he’s reminded that he has a choice.

Luke’s experience with anger and mastery over it is such a huge part of his journey as a character and is the primary reason Vader is redeemed and the Alliance sees victory. It’s explicitly fretted about by characters that know more than he does about both the Force and his lineage. Leia’s anger is not approached this way by the narrative or the other characters. Han’s also isn’t. So, you’d think the fandom would view their anger somewhat equally while Luke’s would be recognized as a bit of an outlier.

But, nope. Leia’s the one who’s singled out while Han’s anger is seen as a personality quirk and Luke’s is barely acknowledged (if it’s acknowledged at all).

I wonder why that could be.

#i’ll never stop talking about this i swear #star wars #leia organa #han solo #luke skywalker

Me, about to make a huge mistake: Oh, boy! I’ve listened to three Dimension 20 campaigns and have really enjoyed the ones run by a specific non-Brennan DM! I’m going to see what other stuff she’s in! Oh, look, a Reddit thread. I’ll just click on that and see what fans of these other TTRPG shows think of her—

#they can never make me hate you girlie pop #like i admittedly know very little about TTRPGs in general but what on earth #to be clear I loved the game that Brennan DMd as well

clementine-kesh

i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in

clementine-kesh

looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

spidersinmysoup

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

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A few weeks ago, someone tried to get a payday loan using some of my personal information (my SSN, obvs, but they also used my phone number for some reason—I’d think that would be one of the things they changed, y’know, so the loan place would be able to contact them about their money. Also, they didn’t have my correct birthday, which is weird. I’ve used a fake birthday online before, but never coupled with super personal information). Thankfully, I have my credit frozen at all three bureaus, which prevents random credit pulls, and have LifeLock looking out for this sort of stuff, so they didn’t get very far in the process. But they made it far enough to apparently hand my phone number to like five trillion spam callers. Since I moved last year, all of the spam calls have Texas area codes, so I can spot them, but they were interrupting stuff I was listening to and in general stressing me out. I answered some of them for a while (partially because I’m an anxious person and worried that I would miss a call from someone telling me a loved one had been in an accident or something), but I was receiving upward of twenty calls a day, and a lot of them would have no one on the other end, which leads me to believe my answering was somehow helping them gather information.

Anyway, I have (somewhat begrudgingly) set up this feature that iPhones have that has my phone use AI in some way (I know, I know) to ask callers not in my contact list their reason for calling and reports that back to me so I can choose whether or not to answer. I did this in part because I was hoping a different sort of answer might somehow break whatever horrible feedback loop I was in, and I think it might be working? I’ve only received ten calls in the past week, when I was previously averaging that per day most days.

#it me

kingcatnine

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

walkawaytall

Look, this might not be for everyone, but take it from someone who’s already about as pale as a person can get due to being like 80% Irish/Scottish and also has to take medication that makes burning way easier:

UPF clothing (link is a CNN article about UPF clothing) and rash guards, friends. UPF clothing offers protection from the sun, and in my experience, it’s usually lightweight and fine to wear even when it’s hot out. I was concerned the first time I wore a long-sleeve UPF shirt horseback riding on a summer morning in Texas, but it was totally fine and I didn’t have to wear nearly as much sunscreen. Rash guards over (or instead of in some cases) a swim top can be super cute, and if you’re wearing one, you’re probably in the water anyway, so that sort of overrides the fact that you’re wearing long sleeves.

I still sometimes wear my normal swimsuits if I’m swimming first thing in the morning or in the evening, but if I’m going to be out in the middle of the day, a rash guard has been so helpful for me. Otherwise, I’m reapply sunscreen all over my body like every 30 minutes.

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